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Picking up English during my time at Thurstan College
George E de Silva was the Member for Kandy in the State Legislative Assembly before Ceylon gained Independence. He was famously known as “Our” or “Apey George”, mainly for his alleged amusing malapropisms. Many of these stories were mostly made up by the British, to ridicule a person who stood up to them, not taking a backward step.
After Independence in 1948, Ceylon had two Houses in the Parliament, House of Representatives and the Senate. The former had elected members and the latter nominated members. A Bill before being enacted by legislation had to be passed by both Houses. The Ceylonese model of government was based on the British Parliament, which has two houses, House of Representatives and the House of Lords.
During WWII, Japan bombed Colombo. This was in 1944. In the State Assembly, according to folklore, “Our George” allegedly took umbrage at this outrage and on the floor of the Assembly, made a statement with too much emphasis on the letter “B”. He went on to say that “Bom-b-ers are Bom-b-ing” Ceylon. (Hyphenation being for clarity and to reflect the tone.) NM Perera, seated in the adjoining seat in the Assembly, whispered “George, George, B silent”, where upon George entered future folklore immortality when he allegedly said; “Sorry, Ombers are Ombing Ceylon!!”
There was no internet or social media to contradict or deny these versions at the times. By word of mouth these jokes or stories spread through the English educated elite, especially the Britishers in power at the time, who wanted to downplay and embarrass locals. Burghers being collective name given to descendants of the Portuguese, Dutch or British Colonial masters plus the upper echelon locals gladly joined to spread the message.
My own “Georgesque” moment came in 1952, in Primary-1 at Thurstan. The teacher asked me, “Nihal, where does your father work?” I said, “My father walks at Government Stores”. And the class erupted in laughter, and Miss Silva, the teacher, too suppressed her giggle. I was at a loss, till a classmate, sitting next to me said “Nihal, Nihal, it is Works.” And I said: “My father Walks and Works at Government Stores.” More laughter, at higher decibels and sustained, until Miss Silva’s firm gesture of a finger on her lips subdued them. She explained to me and to the now attentive class, the difference between the two verbs “walk” and “work”, citing examples. Understandably, I became the butt of many jokes, but not in a vicious sense. The classmate who tried to save the day for me being Mithila Gunaratne who now lives in New York.
The next experience I had was at the hands of a teacher, and quite literally, physically so. Mr Wickremesinghe who taught us Sinhala Language in 1953, drove a green Hillman Minx and wore the National Dress, the “Arya Sinhala dress”, with a green shawl tossed over his shoulders. Green was also the colour of the United National Party then in power.
For about three periods of that particular week Mr Wickremesinghe taught and analyzed the Sinhala verses composed by the Tibetan born Buddhist Monk, Mahinda Thero to us seven year-olds. The final verse related to the deportation of the last king of Ceylon, Sri Wickrema Rajasinghe, by the British Colonial masters by ship.
He then gave an assignment to the class, “Compose a new verse similar to the following last verse”. The last verse of the string was;
විකුම් සිහල පරපුර සිහි තිබෙන තුරු
උතුම් රාජලේ ටික මගෙ තිබෙන තුරු
නෙතින් කඳුළු නොහෙළමි දිවි තිබෙන තුරු
ඉතින් ආයුබෝවන් ලක්මවුනි ගරු
Translation being;
As long as the brave Sinhalese in me is alive
And till my royal blood flows in my veins
I will not shed any tears till I die
So good bye! my beloved nation, Mother Lanka.
The subject given was was Honourable Don Stephen Senanayake, the then Prime Minister of Ceylon. We ‘buttas’(tiny tots) did not attribute any political significance to the master’s attire or the colour of his car. The colour of the Prime Minister’s United National Party (UNP) being green did not register with us.
In the following week we were called on to recite our compositions. Who better than my classmate to produce an original in Kavyatilaka (which translates to ‘Star of Poetry’)? He praised Mr Senanayake with an excellent original. It was ‘pure nectar’ to the listener from a master craftsman.
The master was very happy; in fact, beaming. Next was Mahilal Kottegoda. His philosophy was simple, as we were to soon find out. No problem for Mahilal, about not giving any consideration to the Copyrights Act. In the second line he had substituted the word “රාජලේ (royal blood) with “සේනානායකලේ (blood of Senanyake). That was all, a considerable effort, one might say.
The master threw a fit. “You bloody idiot, when was our heroic leader Mr Senanyake deported from Ceylon? This warrior, you idiot, he is still our Prime Minister!” He came near Mahilal and glowered, adding “You said that Mr Senanayake is leaving the country. No such luck, you bloody idiot”. All this in pithy Sinhala.
I dreaded my turn and was hoping that the master will bypass me. I was seated next to Mahilal. No such luck. He called me and I proceeded to be next to his desk, as others before me had done. I faced the class and the teacher Mr Wickremesinghe was seated at his desk. I was standing on his right. All of my three feet and 45 pounds.
And my response, shivering and turning to him on my left, was “I forgot Sir!”. He got up from his chair and came by my side and on my right side. “What did you say?” he asked in a loud voice. “I forgot Sir,” was my weak response. His reaction was swift. He gave me a thundering slap, with his right hand, and then when I was reeling, with both hands he literally “Slam Dunked” my face on to the desk. Then he barked; “Go and sit down” and walked out of the class. I could feel the bump on my head.
I sheepishly went home and when my mother detected the bump, she asked me how it happened. I said that the leather ball hit me whilst playing after school. If I had said the Master thumped me, I may have got beaten again by my parents, as “Teachers can do no wrong”.
Two weeks later Mahilal was missing from Class. He had migrated next door to Royal Primary as we were to find out very much later. Whether my getting a beating had anything to do with his move, I would not know, but his father was a bigwig at the Department of Education.
Thurstan was a multilingual school with separate streams in Sinhala, Tamil and English. Yet, there was the opportunity to mix during the lunch interval, playing cricket, and improving one’s English as we interacted.
Two Masters were standouts and left their mark on me, no pun intended here. Mr Kingsley Fernando was a jack of all trades, Physical Education, English and General Intelligence among his strengths. He held competitive games, which included tug-of- war, Do You Know and Spelling Bee contests for his charges, and through the intermingling, we developed our aptitudes and got to know each other. Mr Fernando was way ahead of his time with “Lateral Thinking” and long before Edward de Bono coined the now oft repeated phrase in the 1990s.
The other was the stern looking, “moustachioed” Mr P B Weerasekera who took Arithmetic during the final year of Primary Class Year-5. He was a very good teacher, with the class listening to him in pin drop silence. An act of respect for his teaching abilities. Both teachers as their final acts was to make me conversant with two “idiomatic” English phrases on the last day of school in December 1956.
The Ananda College and Royal College Entrance Exams were held on the same day, a Saturday in November 1956, and results were posted on the respective Notice Boards 48 hours later, on Monday morning. The exams were held at the same time to prevent double dipping. It consisted of three papers of 40 minutes’ duration each. They were:
• General Knowledge;
• Arithmetic; and
• English.
Fortunately, six years after my experience at the Ananda entrance test, the General Knowledge paper was not a worry for me. I was elated on Monday to find my name among the 140 who had gained entrance to the First Form at Royal College from 1957. Seven from our class and seven from the Tamil stream made it, making a total of fourteen from Thurstan. Thus, Thurstan produced 50% of the total outside intake of 28. Next best performing school being our rival in the field of sports ‘St Thomas’ College”(STC). A mark of respect by the respective parents at STC indeed!! Two of my classmates made it to Ananda. And later to the University of Ceylon.
The end of my time at Thurstan came on the first Friday of December 1956, the last day of the third term. I was sad to leave Thurstan. Of the seven who got through to Royal from our class, one was a surprise to all including the teachers. Addressing him, Mr Fernando said “You were the bolt from the blue”; and Mr Weerasekera, “You were the dark horse”. Since the student concerned was very dark, I thought that Mr W was referring to the student’s complexion.
So, even on my last day at Thurstan my English lexis improved.
(Excerpted from 15 Short Stories (1950 – 2023)
by Nihal Kodituwakku ✍️
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Sri Lanka’s new govt.: Early promise, growing concerns
President Anura Kumara Dissanayake’s demeanour, body language, and speaking style appear to have changed noticeably in recent weeks, a visible sign of embarrassment. The most likely reason is a stark contradiction between what he once publicly criticised and analysed so forcefully, and what his government is actually doing today. His own recent speeches seem to reflect that contradiction, sometimes coming across as confused and inconsistent. This is becoming widely known, not just through social media, YouTube, and television discussions, but also through speeches on the floor of Parliament itself.
Doing exactly what the previous government did
What is now becoming clear is that instead of doing things the way the President promised, his government is simply carrying on with what the previous administration, particularly Ranil Wickremesinghe’s government, was already doing. Critically, some of the most senior positions in the state, positions that demand the most experienced and capable officers, are being filled by people who are loyal to the JVP/NPP party but lack the relevant qualifications and track record.
Such politically motivated appointments have already taken place across various government ministries, some state corporations, the Central Bank, the Treasury, and at multiple levels of the public service. There have also been forced resignations, bans on resignations, and transfers of officials.
What makes this particularly serious is that President Dissanayake has had to come to Parliament repeatedly to defend and “clean up” the reputations of officials he himself appointed. This looks, at times, like a painful and almost theatrical exercise.
The coal procurement scandal, and a laughable inquiry
The controversy around the country’s coal power supply has now clearly exposed a massive disaster: shady tenders, damage to the Norochcholai power plant, rising electricity bills due to increased diesel use to compensate, a shortage of diesel, higher diesel prices, and serious environmental damage. This is a wide and well-documented catastrophe.
Yet, when a commission was appointed to investigate, the government announced it would look into events going back to 2009, which many have called an absurd joke, clearly designed to deflect blame rather than find answers.
The Treasury scandal, 10 suspicious transactions
At the Treasury, what was initially presented as a single transaction, is alleged to involve 10 transactions, and it is plainly a case of fraud. A genuine mistake might happen once or twice. As one commentator said sarcastically, “If a mistake can happen 10 times, it must be a very talented hand.” These explanations are being treated as pure comedy.
Attempts to justify all of this have sometimes turned threatening. A speech made on May 1st by Tilvin Silva is a case in point, crude and menacing in tone.
Is the government losing its grip?
Former Minister Patali Champika has said the government is now suffering from a phobia of loss of power, meaning it is struggling to govern effectively. Other commentators have noted that the NPP/JVP may have taken on a burden too heavy to carry. Political cartoons have depicted the NPP’s crown loaded with coal, financial irregularities, and political appointments, bending under the weight.
The problem with appointing loyalists over qualified professionals
Appointing own supporters to senior positions is not itself unusual in politics. But it becomes a betrayal of public trust when those appointed lack the basic qualifications or relevant experience for the roles they are given.
A clear example is the appointment of the Treasury Secretary, someone who was visible at virtually every NPP election campaign event, but whose qualifications and exposure/experiences may not match the demands of such a critical position. Even if someone has a doctorate or professorship, the key question is whether those qualifications are relevant to the role, and whether that person has the experience/exposure to lead a team of seasoned professionals.
By contrast, even someone without formal academic credentials can succeed if they have the right skills and surround themselves with advisors with relevant exposure. The real failure is when loyalty to a political party overrides all other considerations, that is a fundamental betrayal of responsibility.
The problem is not unique to this government. In 2015, the appointment of Arjuna Mahendran as Central Bank Governor was a similar blunder. His tenure ended in scandal involving insider dealing and bond market manipulation. However, in that case, the funds involved were frozen and later confiscated by the following government, however legally questionable that process was.
The current Treasury losses, by contrast, may be unrecoverable. Critics say getting that money back would be next to impossible.
The broader damage: Demoralisation of capable officials
When loyalists are placed above competent career officials in key positions, it demoralises the best public servants. Some begin to comply in fear; others lose motivation entirely. The professional hierarchy breaks down. Junior officials start looking over their shoulders instead of doing their jobs. This collective dysfunction is ultimately what destroys governments.
Sri Lanka’s pattern: every government falls
This pattern is deeply familiar in Sri Lankan history. The SWRD Bandaranaike government, which swept to power in 1956 on a wave of popular support, had declined badly by 1959. The coalition government, which came to power reducing the opposition to eight seats, lost in 1977, and, in turn, the UNP, which came in on a landslide, in 1977, crushing the SLFP to just eight seats, suffered a similar fate by 1994.
Mahinda Rajapaksa came to power in 2005 by the narrowest of margins, in part because the LTTE manipulated the Northern vote against Ranil Wickremesinghe. But he was re-elected in 2010 on the strength of ending the war against the LTTE. Still, by 2015, he was voted out, because the benefits of winning the war were never truly delivered to ordinary people, and because large-scale corruption had taken root in the meantime. Gotabaya Rajapaksa didn’t even last long enough to see his term end.
Now, this government, too, is showing early signs of the same decline.
The ideological contradiction at the heart of the NPP
There is another challenge: though the JVP presents itself as a left-wing, Marxist-socialist party, many of those who joined the broader NPP coalition, businesspeople, academics, professionals, do not hold such ideological views. Balancing a left-leaning party with a centre-right coalition is extremely difficult. The inevitable tension between the two pulls the government in opposite directions.
The silver lining, however, is that this has produced a growing class of “floating voters”, people not permanently tied to any party, and that is actually healthy for democracy. It keeps governments accountable. Independent election commissions and civil society organisations have a major role to play in informing these voters objectively.
In more developed democracies, voters receive detailed candidate profiles and well-researched information alongside their ballot papers, including, for example, independent expert analyses of referendum questions like drug legalisation. Sri Lanka is still far from that standard. Here, many people vote the same way as their parents. In other countries, five family members might each vote differently without it being a scandal.
Three key ministries, under the President himself, all in trouble
President Dissanayake currently holds three of the most powerful portfolios himself: Defence, Digital Technology, and Finance. All three are now widely seen as performing poorly. Many commentators say the President has “failed” visibly in all three areas. The justifications offered for these failures have themselves become confused, contradictory, and, at times, just plain pitiable.
The overall picture is one of a government that looks helpless, reduced to making excuses and whining from the podium.
A cautious hope for recovery
There are still nearly three years left in this government’s term. There is time to course-correct, if they act quickly. We sincerely hope the government manages to shed this sense of helplessness and confusion, and finds a way to truly serve the country.
(The writer, a senior Chartered Accountant and professional banker, is Professor at SLIIT, Malabe. The views and opinions expressed in this article are personal.)
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Cricket and the National Interest
The appointment of former minister Eran Wickremaratne to chair the Sri Lanka Cricket Transformation Committee is significant for more than the future of cricket. It signals a possible shift in the culture of governance even as it offers Sri Lankan cricket a fighting possibility to get out of the doldrums of failure. There have been glorious patches for the national cricket team since the epochal 1996 World Cup triumph. But these patches of brightness have been few and far between and virtually non-existent over the past decade. At the centre of this disaster has been the failures of governance within Sri Lanka Cricket which are not unlike the larger failures of governance within the country itself. The appointment of a new reform oriented committee therefore carries significance beyond cricket. It reflects the wider challenge facing the country which is to restore trust in public institutions for better management.
The appointment of Eran Wickremaratne brings a professional administrator with a proven track record into the cricket arena. He has several strengths that many of his immediate predecessors lacked. Before the ascent of the present government leadership to positions of power, Eran Wickremaratne was among the handful of government ministers who did not have allegations of corruption attached to their names. His reputation for financial professionalism and integrity has remained intact over many years in public life. With him in the Cricket Transformation Committee are also respected former cricketers Kumar Sangakkara, Roshan Mahanama and Sidath Wettimuny together with professionals from legal and business backgrounds. They have been tasked with introducing structural reforms and improving transparency and accountability within cricket administration.
A second reason for this appointment to be significant is that this is possibly the first occasion on which the NPP government has reached out to someone associated with the opposition to obtain assistance in an area of national importance. The commitment to bipartisanship has been a constant demand from politically non-partisan civic groups and political analysts. They have voiced the opinion that the government needs to be more inclusive in its choice of appointments to decision making authorities. The NPP government’s practice so far has largely been to limit appointments to those within the ruling party or those considered loyalists even at the cost of proven expertise. The government’s decision in this case therefore marks a potentially important departure.
National Interest
There are areas of public life where national interest should transcend party divisions and cricket, beloved of the people, is one of them. Sri Lanka cannot afford to continue treating every institution as an arena for political competition when institutions themselves are in crisis and public confidence has become fragile. It is therefore unfortunate that when the government has moved positively in the direction of drawing on expertise from outside its own ranks there should be a negative response from sections of the opposition. This is indicative of the absence of a culture of bipartisanship even on issues that concern the national interest. The SJB, of which the newly appointed cricket committee chairman was a member objected on the grounds that politicians should not hold positions in sports administration and asked him to resign from the party. There is a need to recognise the distinction between partisan political control and the temporary use of experienced administrators to carry out reform and institutional restructuring. In other countries those in politics often join academia and civil society on a temporary basis and vice versa.
More disturbing has been the insidious campaign carried out against the new cricket committee and its chairman on the grounds of religious affiliation. This is an unacceptable denial of the reality that Sri Lanka is a plural, multi ethnic and multi religious society. The interim committee reflects this diversity to a reasonable extent. The country’s long history of ethnic conflict should have taught all political actors the dangers of mobilising communal prejudice for short term political gain. Sri Lanka paid a very heavy price for decades of mistrust and division. It would be tragic if even cricket administration became another arena for communal suspicion and hostility. The present government represents an important departure from the sectarian rhetoric that was employed by previous governments. They have repeatedly pledged to protect the equal rights of all citizens and not permit discrimination or extremism in any form.
The recent international peace march in Sri Lanka led by the Venerable Bhikkhu Thich Paññākāra from Vietnam with its message of loving kindness and mindfulness to all resonated strongly with the masses of people as seen by the crowds who thronged the roadsides to obtain blessings and show respect. This message stands in contrast to the sectarian resentment manifested by those who seek to use the cricket appointments as a weapon to attack the government at the present time. The challenges before the Sri Lanka Cricket Transformation Committee parallel the larger challenges before the government in developing the national economy and respecting ethnic and religious diversity. Plugging the leaks and restoring systems will take time and effort. It cannot be done overnight and it cannot succeed without public patience and support.
New Recognition
There is also a need for realism. The appointment of Eran Wickremaratne and the new committee does not guarantee success. Reforming deeply flawed institutions is always difficult. Besides, Sri Lanka is a small country with a relatively small population compared to many other cricket playing nations. It is also a country still recovering from the economic breakdown of 2022 which pushed the majority of people into hardship and severely weakened public institutions. The country continues to face unprecedented challenges including the damage caused by Cyclone Ditwah and the wider global economic uncertainties linked to conflict in the Middle East. Under these difficult circumstances Sri Lanka has fewer resources than many larger countries to devote to both cricket and economic development.
When resources are scarce they cannot be wasted through corruption or incompetence. Drawing upon the strengths of all those who are competent for the tasks at hand regardless of party affiliation or ethnic or religious identity is necessary if improvement is to come sooner rather than later. The burden of rebuilding the country cannot rest only on the government. The crisis facing the country is too deep for any single party or government to solve alone. National recovery requires capable individuals from across society and from different sectors such as business and civil society to work together in areas where the national interest transcends party politics. There is also a responsibility on opposition political parties to support initiatives that are politically neutral and genuinely in the national interest. Not every issue needs to become a partisan battle.
Sri Lanka cricket occupies a special place in the national consciousness. At its best it once united the country and gave Sri Lankans a sense of pride and international recognition. Restoring integrity and professionalism to cricket administration can therefore become part of the larger task of national renewal. The appointment of Eran Wickremaratne and the new committee, while it does not guarantee success, is a sign that the political leadership and people of the country may be beginning to mature in their approach to governance. In recognising the need for competence, integrity and bipartisan cooperation and extending it beyond cricket into other areas of national life, Sri Lanka may find the way towards more stable and successful governance..
by Jehan Perera
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From Dhaka to Sri Lanka, three wheels that drive our economies
Court vacation this year came with an unexpected lesson, not from a courtroom but from the streets of Dhaka — a city that moves, quite literally, on three wheels.
Above the traffic, a modern metro line glides past concrete pillars and crowded rooftops. It is efficient, clean and frequently cited as a symbol of progress in Bangladesh. For a visitor from Sri Lanka, it inevitably brings to mind our own abandoned light rail plans — a project debated, politicised and ultimately set aside.
But Dhaka’s real story is not in the air. It is on the ground.
Beneath the elevated tracks, the streets belong to three-wheelers. Known locally as CNGs, they cluster at junctions, line the edges of markets and pour into narrow roads that larger vehicles avoid. Even with a functioning rail system, these three-wheelers remain the city’s most dependable form of everyday transport.
Within hours of arriving, their importance becomes obvious. The train may take you across the city, but the journey does not end there. The last mile — often the most complicated part — belongs entirely to the three-wheeler. It is the vehicle that gets you home, to a meeting or simply through streets that no bus route properly serves.
There is a rhythm to using them. A destination is mentioned, a price is suggested and a brief negotiation follows. Then the ride begins, edging into traffic that feels permanently compressed. Drivers move with instinct, adjusting routes and squeezing through gaps with a confidence built over years.
It is not polished. But it works.
And that is where the comparison with Sri Lanka becomes less about what we lack and more about what we already have.
Back home, the three-wheeler has long been part of daily life — so familiar that it is often discussed only in terms of its problems. There are frequent complaints about fares, refusals or the absence of meters. More recently, the industry itself has become entangled in politics — from fuel subsidies to regulatory debates, from election-time promises to periodic crackdowns.
In that process, the conversation has shifted. The three-wheeler is often treated as a problem to be managed, rather than a service to be strengthened.
Yet, seen through the experience of Dhaka, Sri Lanka’s system begins to look far more settled — and, in many ways, ahead.
There is a growing structure in place. Meters, while not perfect, are widely recognised. Ride-hailing apps have added transparency and reduced uncertainty for passengers. There are clearer expectations on both sides — driver and commuter alike. Even small details, such as designated parking areas in parts of Colombo or the increasing standard of vehicles, point to an industry slowly moving towards professionalism.
Just as importantly, there is a human element that remains intact.
In Sri Lanka, a three-wheeler ride is rarely just a transaction. Drivers talk. They offer directions, comment on the day’s news, or share local knowledge. The ride becomes part of the social fabric, not just a means of getting from one point to another.
In Dhaka, the scale of the city leaves less room for that. The interaction is quicker, more direct, shaped by urgency. The service is essential, but it is under constant pressure.
What stands out, across both countries, is that the three-wheeler is not a temporary or outdated mode of transport. It is a necessity in dense, fast-growing Asian cities — one that fills gaps no rail or bus system can fully address.
Large infrastructure projects, like light rail, are important. They bring efficiency and long-term capacity. But they cannot replace the flexibility of a three-wheeler. They cannot reach into narrow streets, respond instantly to demand or provide that crucial last-mile connection.
That is why, even in a city that has invested heavily in modern rail, Dhaka still runs on three wheels.
For Sri Lanka, the lesson is not simply about what could have been built, but about what should be better managed and valued.
The three-wheeler industry does not need to be politicised at every turn. It needs steady regulation — clear fare systems, proper licensing, safety standards — alongside encouragement and recognition. It needs to be seen as part of the solution to urban transport, not as a side issue.
Because for thousands of drivers, it is a livelihood. And for millions of passengers, it is the most immediate and reliable form of mobility.
The tuk-tuk may not feature in grand policy speeches or infrastructure blueprints. It does not run on elevated tracks or attract international attention. But on the ground, where daily life unfolds, it continues to do what larger systems often struggle to do — show up, adapt and keep moving.
And after watching Dhaka’s streets — crowded, relentless, yet functioning — that small, three-wheeled vehicle feels less like something to argue over and more like something to get right.
(The writer is an Attorney-at-Law with over a decade of experience specialising in civil law, a former Board Member of the Office of Missing Persons and a former Legal Director of the Central Cultural Fund. He holds an LLM in International Business Law)
by Sampath Perera recently in Dhaka, Bangladesh
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