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Morbid musings of an octogenarian
by Vijaya Chandrasoma
When most human beings pass the Best By date, when they overstay their welcome on this planet, when their miserable lives, with all the aches, pains and near-unbearable conditions are kept tolerable with the miracles of modern medications, they generally fantasize about the lives they have led.
We have all heard of the old theory that, at the moment of your death, your whole life flashes before your eyes. Many of us cynical non-believers have dismissed this theory as just another fantasy, like all those creations of imagination surrounding near and after death experiences. But I was surprised the other day while reading an article on a paper called “Time, Story, and Wisdom: Emerging Themes in Narrative Gerontology”, published in 2006, by William Randall and Gary Kenyon, which gives a fresh insight into “the inside” of aging. A central perception that human beings are “narrative beings”.
This omnipresent “narratization”, even post mortem, was discovered when an 87-year-old epileptic was rushed to an emergency room after a fall in 2016, bleeding in his skull. During an EEG (Electroencephalogram), the man had a heart attack and died. “What happened next is what’s eye-popping. The scan found that the man’s brain seemed to replay memories in the 30 seconds before and after his heart stopped beating”.
Some scientists believe that the brain might continue to be subliminally active for some time – even up to seven minutes – after death, which may be the time when you relive your memories, and find a way to bid a final farewell to the world you knew and to those you loved – and perhaps even give a final middle finger to those you hated. “Or maybe it’s a process of the brain rewinding itself, revisiting the information it has accumulated in a lifetime”.
The study concludes with the importance of creating a unifying narrative of your existence, as “it may be the last thing we do when we’re alive – and even the first thing we do after we are dead”.
At my age, I tend to read up on such morbid studies, knowing full well that my Best By time is long past. In fact, I was kept alive by the aforementioned miracles of modern medication, and more importantly, by filial intervention, when I should have cashed in my chips a couple of years ago. I have since forgiven my son for prolonging this miserable existence with his constant care and attention. I believe I reached rock bottom of humiliation the other day when I visited the clinic at the local hospital. The clinic was, as usual, full, standing room only. A kindly old lady, 70-years-old if a day, grey haired, toothless, saw me, got up and said, “Aiyo, Uncle, you look very tired, please take my seat”! it sounded infinitely more pathetic in Sinhala.
Instead of such suffering such constant and shameful blows to my ancient but still vibrant ego, I could have been enjoying at least one of those glorious after-death experiences offered by the many great religions, be it savoring a single malt manna in a variety of heavens in the skies, being reborn as a scion of one of the great modern political dynasties like the Trumps or the Rajapaksas – anywhere but the paradise offering a “reward” of 72 virgins; that is my idea of the other place.
I am, of course, assuming that I will be duly rewarded for the exemplary life I have led in my long existence on this planet. This version may be questioned, even laughed at in disbelief by many, but I am sticking to my story. As I said, many of those who know the real truth are safely dead. Dead men – and women – tell no tales.
As recommended by the above study, I have been putting some order and embellishments into my past experiences, so that when my time comes and my life flashes before my eyes, and in the seven minutes after I die, they will flash in some organized structure; in a manner that is entirely my version and complimentary to me. After all, it is my brain, and no one else should have any control of my version of my past in the last moments of my life.
I had a pretty normal childhood, being fortunate enough to be born into an elite Sri Lankan family. My father was a Civil Servant, and after he completed his stint of duties in the outstations and qualified for an administrative job in Colombo, we settled in the environs of Royal College, where my mother owned a house. My father was an old boy of many Colombo schools (Wesley, Nalanda and Ananda) after his excellent primary education in the village school in Hikkaduwa.
He would have preferred that his sons attend his final alma mater, Ananda College, where he had been an outstanding student. However my mother, ever the snob, gave the excuse of proximity and persuaded my father to send us to Royal. As usual, she got her way, but with the grace that made my father believe that the decision was his, a subtly domineering quality that many Sri Lankan ladies possess.
I loved my years at Royal, enjoying wisdom of its secular system of education and the dedication of an array of brilliant teachers who equipped us with an academic background in the English medium that was second to none – globally.
In fact, I would like to share a story about my younger brother to prove this point. His schooling at Royal was interrupted at a very young age, when my father was on assignment with his employers in London. He spent a few months in a primary school in Highgate, North London. When it was time for him to return to Ceylon (as our nation was then known), the headmaster of the Highgate school visited our home, and tried to prevail upon my father to let him continue his studies in England, rather than return to the primitive backwoods of the colonies. He said my brother had showed great academic promise in the few months he spent in the Highgate school, and his potential would be best served if he continued his academic career in England.
I guess his idea of a school in Ceylon was a mud hut with students seated on the ground and the teachers chattering native gibberish. My father politely refused this kind offer with a smile of sardonic condescension, the expression he constantly wore throughout his long life, the expression that is permanently etched in my memory.
My brother returned to Ceylon and had an outstanding academic career at Royal and at the Colombo Medical College. After teaching Pathology at the Medical College for a couple of years, he went on to emigrate to the United States of America, where he has been, for decades, the Professor of the Faculty of Medical Pathology at the University of Southern California, one of the finest private universities in the nation, if not the world. All this was the “icing on the cake, baked at home” at Royal, as referred to by the late, great Lakshman Kadirgamar.
My brother was also a non-smoker, teetotaler, never gambled in his life (except, on one occasion, when he, a lifelong Republican, backed Mitt Romney for the US presidency in 2012, to defeat incumbent President Barack Obama, against my advice) and married the first attractive woman he met. My father used to introduce him to his friends as the black sheep of the family.
My career at Royal was above average at best, though I had my moments. I was reasonably proficient in schoolwork, and went through a truncated academic career with some success. I tried my hand at every sport available in College, except for Rugby, because I have a terrible fear of physical abuse. I showed more enthusiasm than skill in the other sports I played, cricket, tennis, rowing, athletics. I think the only way to describe my prowess in sports was that I was mediocre in my versatility – or perhaps a better description would be that I was versatile in my mediocrity.
Apart from a world-class education that Royal provided, I made many lifelong friends, many of whom remain my closest friends today. A vast majority of my schoolmates have sadly left this mortal coil, hopefully to greener pastures. Many in my group made outstanding achievements in politics, commerce, academia and other careers of their choosing, which added to the already distinguished reputation of the Old School.
I was only a part of this illustrious group by association, having achieved no distinctions of my own in any sphere. However, I hope to out-achieve them by outliving them all – out of the 100 boys who gained admittance to Royal in 1952, I believe only about 20 are still alive. The odds are getting better by the month. I’m joking, of course. I wish all my schoolmates long, happy and healthy lives. Just not longer, happier and healthier than mine.
My school career at Royal was cut short, when my father accepted the aforementioned assignment with his employers in England. Space and discretion prevent me from listing the extraordinary means – the demon drink, slow horses and fast women would be the favored trifecta – which prevented me from reaching my full potential in every aspect of my life, be it my university, marriage or career. Suffice to say that I couldn’t have disappointed my parents, and myself, more.
So I will conclude this rather narcissistic narrative, which is the one I hope will flash before my eyes when the time comes, with the consolation of an ancient adage of the sport which has given me great pleasure over the years – horse racing:
“The test of a true thoroughbred is not to run fast, but to transmit the genes”. I may not have run fast, and may have run in hedonistic circles, but I have successfully transmitted my genes, in no small measure. Dumb luck and coincidence, maybe, but isn’t that what life really is all about?
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Steps initiated to safeguard Sri Lanka’s Maritime Heritage
Taking a decisive step towards safeguarding Sri Lanka’s maritime heritage, a high-level discussion was held today (18) at the Ministry of Environment.
Jointly chaired by the Deputy Minister of Environment Anton Jayakody and Deputy Minister of Defence Aruna Jayasekara, the meeting focused on the urgent need to prevent environmental pollution and protect the coastal waters around the northern seas and their adjacent islands.
The discussion was attended by senior naval officers, Secretary to the Ministry of Environment K.R. Uduwawala, Chairman of the Marine Environment Protection Authority (MEPA) Samantha Gunasekara, Director General of the Coast Conservation and Coastal Resource Management Department Prof. Turny Pradeep Kumara, and Conservator General of Forests along with several other officials from the Department of Wildlife Conservation and the Ministry of Environment, and the senior ecologists from IUCN.
The discussion placed a strong emphasis on enhancing environmental threats and accelerating the declaration of new Marine Protected Areas (MPAs) in the northern region. Officials emphasized that protecting this marine zone is crucial for conserving biodiversity, securing the livelihoods of local fishing communities, and enhancing Sri Lanka’s strategic maritime profile on the global stage.
Primary attention was drawn to the severe ecological destruction caused by Illegal, Unreported, and Unregulated (IUU) fishing. The Ministers highlighted the grave threats these unlawful activities pose to both marine biodiversity and the economic stability of local fishermen, stressing the immediate need for comprehensive surveillance and stricter enforcement mechanisms. Furthermore, extensive discussions took place on how to divest a strategic destructive fishing practices—such as dynamite fishing, unauthorized spearfishing, and the use of banned fishing gear—which inflict irreversible damage on fragile coral reef systems and endangered fish species.
The meeting also addressed infrastructure and governance gaps within fishing harbors, identifying the lack of proper management and formal regulatory mechanisms as key vulnerabilities. As a progressive step forward, suitable islands and surrounding marine zones in the Northern Province have been identified for official declaration as Marine Protected Areas. It was clarified that establishing these MPAs will not restrict the livelihoods of local communities; instead, they are designed to protect and promote sustainable fishing and eco-tourism. Moving forward, these protected zones will be developed into premier eco-tourism destinations, creating new economic opportunities for the region. Ultimately, declaring these Marine Protected Areas will bring international recognition and strategic importance to Sri Lanka’s northern islands. By establishing these zones, Sri Lanka aligns itself strongly with global biodiversity commitments, showcasing its role on the international stage as a responsible custodian of the Indian Ocean’s rich marine resources.
During this discussion, it was proposed to establish a working group comprising experts from the Ministry of Tourism, the Ministry of Fisheries, the Ministry of Defence, the Ministry of Environment, and the Ministry of Justice to implement a joint mechanism for protecting the country’s coastal and marine resources, with the Ministry of Environment taking the lead in this initiative.
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Opposition and SJB Leader Sajith Premadasa has launched a scathing attack on the government for the 50% Customs duty surcharge on vehicle imports, accusing the latter of burdening the public with additional costs, despite its earlier promises to make vehicles more affordable.
Addressing the media in Tissamaharama, on Saturday, Premadasa said those who had once pledged to make a Vitz car available for Rs. 1.2 million had now moved in the opposite direction by increasing duties on vehicles.
Premadasa questioned assurances given by Deputy Finance Minister Dr. Anil Jayantha Fernando that vehicle prices would not significantly increase due to the surcharge, asserting that the President, the government and its 159 Members of Parliament must take responsibility for the consequences of the decision.
The Opposition Leader also voiced concern over the depreciation of the rupee, warning that the local currency was weakening rapidly against the US dollar and that continued depreciation would lead to higher inflation, rising commodity prices and further increases in the cost of living.
He said economic stabilisation could only be achieved through stronger export earnings, growth in the tourism sector, higher foreign remittances and increased Foreign Direct Investments (FDIs).
Premadasa further accused the President, the Finance Minister and the Government of lacking a basic understanding of economics, claiming that repeated policy mistakes had adversely affected the economy and the public.
He called for an increase in subsidies, arguing that rising living costs were placing families under severe financial strain and affecting their ability to look after their families.
Premadasa added that shoring up foreign reserves and arresting the depreciation of the rupee would be critical in meeting debt obligations and safeguarding public welfare.
Meanwhile, the Vehicle Importers Association of Sri Lanka (VIASL) warned that the Customs duty surcharge would lead to steep increases in vehicle prices, further reducing affordability for consumers.
VIASL spokesperson Arosha Rodrigo told the media that the surcharge, introduced through a gazette notification, had come on top of existing customs duties and the depreciation of the rupee against the US dollar.
“Vehicle prices are rising at a rate that no one can afford. The new surcharge on top of this is unbearable for vehicle importers. Many vehicles will increase by Rs. 1.5 million to Rs. 2.5 million,” Rodrigo said.
He explained that customs duties on all vehicles, whether imported privately or through dealerships, would rise due to the duty surcharge.
Responding to mounting criticism, Deputy Finance Minister Dr. Anil Jayantha urged the public not to be misled by what he described as false claims that vehicle prices would rise by 150% due to the surcharge.
Dr. Jayantha said misinformation was being circulated regarding the surcharge and insisted that claims of a 150% increase in taxes or vehicle prices were “completely false.”
He explained that the temporary three-month surcharge was intended to delay non-essential private vehicle imports and reduce pressure on foreign exchange reserves during a period of economic uncertainty.
“The message we are giving is simple: if you can postpone importing a vehicle for personal use, please do so. This is not a move intended to increase vehicle prices,” he said.
According to the Deputy Minister, existing taxes on vehicle imports were already at approximately 130%, and the newly announced surcharge mechanism had been widely misunderstood in public discourse.
He further clarified that vehicles imported under Letters of Credit opened on or before May 15, 2026, would not be affected by the revised tax structure.
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He also stressed that there was no reason for consumers to rush to purchase vehicles, fearing price increases.
Dr. Jayantha noted that motorcycles, three-wheelers and vehicles imported for commercial purposes had been excluded from the temporary measure.
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“The Government’s decision to impose a 50% surcharge on the import of vehicles, in the midst of escalating global uncertainty and external pressures, is a prudent and timely measure aimed at protecting Sri Lanka’s fragile external sector and preserving scarce foreign exchange reserves,” Sabry said in a statement on social media.
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