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President Joe Biden greets comedian Colin Jost during the White House Correspondents' Association (WHCA) dinner at the Washington Hilton, in Washington, DC, on April 27, 2024.

US Supreme Court kicks presidential immunity can of worms down the road

by Vijaya Chandrasoma

The White House Correspondents’ Association (WHCA), founded over a century ago, is an organization of accredited journalists who cover the activities of the President of the United States.

The WHCA Annual Dinner, traditionally held on the last Saturday in April celebrated its centenary on Saturday, April 27, 2024. A star-studded event, attended by President Biden and Dr. Jill Biden, Vice-President Kamala Harris and Second Gentleman, Douglas Emhoff, political and media luminaries of all stripes, and a host of celebrities from every field of public life in the USA.

Predictably, Donald Trump refused to “honor” the occasion with his presence, knowing he would have been ruthlessly mocked with jokes that write themselves. A moron with no sense of humor, Trump has proved over the years that while he can dish out lies and abuse, he is too small and petty a man to take any criticism, however justified and factual, against himself.

The Dinner is seen as a light-hearted celebration of the First Amendment and the freedom of the press, when the nation’s elite, including the president, journalists and comedians delight in roasting each other with sometimes outrageous insults, even inappropriate interpretations of current, sometimes tragic crises developing in the world. The epitome and essence of free speech guaranteed by a vibrant democracy – the naked truth embellished with fact, comedy and satire. An event originated, to quote Lincoln’s words spoken in a different, nevertheless eternally appropriate, context, “with malice to none; with charity for all…. let us strive to finish the work we are in….to bind up the nation’s wounds….to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace”.

At his final WHCA dinner in 2016, President Obama stressed the need for the media to band themselves to protect one of the fundamental rights guaranteed in the US Constitution – a free and unfettered press. He said that “a free press is needed more than ever in this age, when liberal democracies are under attack and when notions of objectivity, of free press, and of facts and evidence, were being undermined, and in some cases entirely ignored”.

Prophetic words when we recall Donald Trump’s frequent and infamous rants, calling the free press the “enemy of the people”, an opinion shared by one of his idols, Adolf Hitler, exhorting his supporters “not to believe their own eyes, but to believe only what he says”. Which many millions do, to this day.

The two main speeches of the Dinner are usually reserved for the incumbent president and one of the nation’s many renowned comedians or satirists. President Obama was famous for his wonderfully funny and self-deprecating speeches. President Biden’s speech did not reach those lofty standards, but his relatively short address was also self-deprecatory and funny, though perhaps more political than usual or appropriate.

After the initial pleasantries, President Biden had some fun with a few Trump jokes:

“Of course, the election is in full swing. I am a grown man running against a six-year-old!”

“Donald has had a few tough days lately. You might call it stormy weather” (a snide reference to Stormy Daniels, the porn star with whom he had a sexual encounter, the subject of the criminal trial against him currently in progress in the New York courts).

“Trump is so desperate (he is in debt for more than $500 million in court ordered damages for sexual harassment and financial fraud), he started reading those Bibles he’s selling. Then he got to the First Commandment, ‘You shall have no other Gods before me.’ That’s when he put it down and said, this book is not for me”.

Jokes aside, Biden emphasized that after the Trump-incited insurrection of January 6, 2021, “the most urgent question of our time is whether democracy is still the sacred cause of America. That is the question the American people must answer this year”.

Trump has “promised a bloodbath when he loses again. Eight years ago, we could have written it off as just Trump talk. But no longer. Not after January 6”.

He ended his speech with a toast to the free press:

“In the age of disinformation, credible information that people can trust is more important than ever. And that makes you – and I mean this from the bottom of my heart – it makes you more important than ever.

“So tonight, I would like to make a toast.

“To a free press, to an informed citizenry, to an America where freedom and democracy endure. God bless America”.

Colin Jost, the host of the Weekend Update section of Saturday Night Live, the most popular weekly TV show in the US which has topped national ratings for over four decades, had the singular honor of making the keynote speech at the Dinner. A privilege accorded in the past to such superstars of the entertainment community, as Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and Jay Leno.

Jost started off with a few mild cracks about Biden’s age and their common Irish heritage, but soon voiced one of the greatest mysteries of our time:

“There’s an election six extremely long months from now. So let me see if I can summarize where this race stands at the moment: The Republican candidate for president owes half a billion dollars in fines for bank fraud and damages for sexual harassment, and is currently spending his days in a New York court, farting himself awake during a porn star hush money trial, and the race is tied? THE RACE IS TIED! Nothing makes sense anymore.

“The candidate who was a famous New York City playboy took your abortion rights away, and the guy who’s trying to give you your abortion rights back is an 80-year-old Irish Catholic. And the race is tied?

“NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!”

The Dinner took place while two of the most important cases in the nation’s history were in progress in New York and Washington D.C.

The New York trial featured the first time in history that a US president faced criminal charges, the aforementioned hush money trial. Trump faces 34 felony counts for election campaign fraud. Jury selection has been completed, and several prosecution witnesses have already testified, providing ample evidence of Trump’s complicity in the alleged crimes. Trump is required by law to be present at court, and made good use of his entrances and exits from the courthouse to give press conferences on the injustices Crooked Joe has brought upon him, to interfere with his election campaign.

In fact, on April 26, he took advantage of one of these press conferences to wish his wife, Melania a Happy Birthday. Trump sent his loving wishes (Happy Birthday, honey, I love you!) on national TV, in a most romantic setting: the lobby of a New York courthouse, where he is the defendant in a trial he has been accused of banging a porn star and a Playboy model, while his loving wife was pregnant with his son. I guess Melania was too busy looking for any loopholes in her prenup to take her husband’s birthday wishes seriously.

Strangely, though, Trump’s defense is that he has never had sexual relations with either of these ladies, although there is irrefutable evidence that he has made payments of $130,000 and $150,000, respectively, to Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal. Perhaps Trump’s amended explanation to his wife should be, “I am sorry, darling, I did pay those women, but I swear I never had sex with them. I promise you I won’t make that mistake again!”

The trial has now completed its third week, and Trump, apart from providing entertainment for the accredited press and spectators by farting himself to sleep, has been fined $9,000 for nine counts of violating his gag order, the maximum permitted by law. Judge Merchan has threatened him with incarceration if he persists with such violations.

Sadly, I personally feel that this is a weak case which will end up either as a mistrial with a hung jury, or a settlement not amounting to a felony and jail time. I hope I am wrong. Trump, who is facing far more serious crimes, like sedition, obstruction of justice and espionage, will once again announce such a result as a “victory”, further evidence of being the eternal victim of a witch hunt, persecuted by a crooked Biden government.

The Supreme Court is also currently hearing oral arguments on the Presidential Immunity case. Trump’s counsel argues that an incumbent president enjoys complete immunity for any crime he may commit, personal or official, as long as, in his sole opinion, such an act is deemed to be necessary in the national interest.

Justice Sotomayor asked Trump counsel, John Sauer, if the president, deciding “that his (political) rival is a corrupt person and he orders the military to assassinate him, would that constitute an official act subject to immunity?”. Incredibly, Sauer said that it could well be an official act, depending on the context, and therefore the president would not be subject to prosecution.

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson said during the hearings, “I am deeply concerned that granting immunity would embolden future presidents to commit crimes and use their office as a shield. I’m trying to understand what the disincentive is of turning the Oval Office into the seat of criminality”. Which Trump has publicly stated he would do if he is re-elected.

The 6/3 Republican dominated US Supreme Court, including three Trump appointed Justices, and two, Justices Thomas and Alito, proven of prejudice and corruption, has decided that this appeal, which is devoid of any constitutional merit whatsoever, is worthy of further consideration.

Specifically, the Court is unable to decide if former president Donald J. Trump would be immune from prosecution for the 91 felonies, including rape, fraud, sedition, obstruction of justice and espionage, with which he has been charged of committing during his first term of presidency.

The Court will make its ruling by the end of June, a delay which would render the trials against Trump impossible to be concluded before the November election. Another win for Trump.

The US Supreme Court is vacillating on a principle held inviolate by the vast majority of the global legal community, and the cornerstone of democracy, purely with the corrupt motive of delaying and denying Donald Trump justice and accountability for the crimes he has committed.

In other words, Donald Trump, and any future president of the United States is above the law.

Trump has already laid down the groundwork for violence if he loses the November election. At a recent interview with the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, Trump said, “if everything is honest, I’d gladly accept the results. If it’s not, you have to fight for the right of the country”. And who will be the judge of the integrity of the election? Trump himself, of course.

Trump is echoing the words he used to incite his cult before the attack on the Capitol on January 6, 2021, when he had lied that the 2020 election had been stolen from him, against all evidence:

“The election was stolen by the radical left and the fake news media…. We will never give up, we will never concede. We fight like hell. And if you don’t fight like hell, you’re not going to have a country”.

It is therefore obvious that Trump will not “go gentle into that good night”, when he loses in November, as he already knows he will, in spite of his bravado about the polls. Terrified about his impending imprisonment, he will “burn and rave at close of day; rage, rage against the dying of the light”. He will, once again, refuse to concede defeat and unleash his white supremacist, Nazi cult to violence, in his words, incite a “bloodbath”. And he will fail, again.



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The Division Bell Mystery

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Tales of Mystery and Suspense 3

The murder, in a private dining room in the house, is of a financier with whom the government was negotiating a loan. When this seemed difficult the Minister of Home Affairs agreed to lead discussions, since he had known Mr Oissel the financier when they were young. Hence the private dinner, but when the Minister stepped out for a vote, Oissel was shot just as the Division Bell rang.

The Brahms and Simon detective novels, the first of which I wrote about last week, were amongst several books by the pair that Robert Scoble gave me when I was in Australia towards the end of last year. Amongst them was another thriller of a very different sort, though that too was written and set between the wars.

Called The Division Bell Mystery, it was set in the House of Commons, the first such book I believe, and was by Ellen Wilkinson, a Labour MP who became Minister of Education in Attlee’s government after the war, having served previously as Parliamentary Private Secretary to several ministers. Her hero Robert West is also a PPS, but a conservative, and his Minister, of Home Affairs, is an old style aristocrat, not much loved by the less orthodox Prime Minister, who nevertheless needs his support on many occasions.

The murder, in a private dining room in the house, is of a financier with whom the government was negotiating a loan. When this seemed difficult the Minister of Home Affairs agreed to lead discussions, since he had known Mr Oissel the financier when they were young. Hence the private dinner, but when the Minister stepped out for a vote, Oissel was shot just as the Division Bell rang.

West was just outside the door when the shot was heard, and when he opened it saw only the dead body with a revolver beside it. The assumption that this was suicide was however challenged by Oissel’s grand-daughter Annette, who was his heir, on the grounds that he would never have killed himself. But her view was given greater credence by the Inspector put in charge of the case who said there were no burn marks on the body which would have been the case had Oissel fired the pistol himself.

Matters are complicated by the fact that Oissel’s flat had been burgled while he was at dinner, and Jenks the policeman allocated to him, who had served the Home Secretary and seemed more acceptable to Oissel than someone from the Security Service, had been killed. Matters get even more complicated when Annette says her grand-father’s notebook in which he wrote his secrets in cipher was missing.

That was found in Jenks’ pocket, and then a photographer came to West to say he had been asked by Jenks to photograph this. More worryingly for West, he finds in the Home Secretary’s drawer a few pages from the notebook with what appears to be an interpretation of the cipher.

Ellen

Overwhelmed by all this he confides in a recently created peer who knows all about the business world, who insists that they leave the house party at which they had met over dinner and discuss the matter with the Prime Minister who promptly summons the Home Secretary.

But the Home Secretary had gone to Scotland to launch a ship over the weekend, so the meeting could take place only on the morning of the Monday, when difficult questions were expected on the adjournment motion. He admits at the meeting that he had got Jenks to take the notebook, and also that he knew the code since it had been created by him and Oissel when they were young.

He thought he should resign, and even contemplated suicide, but the Prime Minister told him that that would be even worse for the government, and that he should go home to bed. The Prime Minister said that he himself would handle the question, which he did with aplomb, insisting that confidentiality was needed until the inquest. What had happened would be made clear then, he declared, leaving West and Inspector Blackit and Lord Dalbeattie what seemed the impossible task of solving the murder.

Dalbeattie had suggested that West ask a female Labour MP who was very fond of him to get what information she could from the staff. That there was some involvement there had become clear when West, going back late one night to collect a briefcase he had left in a dining room, found someone lurking in the dark in the corridor outside the private rooms. Room J, where the murder had happened, was meant to be guarded throughout by a policeman, but he had left the room having felt dizzy, and it seemed that his coffee had been drugged. West’s sudden appearance however had prevented anyone else getting into the room.

Dalbeattie decides to recreate the scene of the murder and has a dinner party in Room J on the Tuesday night, inviting West and Annette and the society hostess at whose house he had met, and also Patrick Kinnaird, an MP who was engaged to Annette, as well as the Permanent Secretary to the Home Ministry.

After coffee Inspector Blackit comes in with Grace, the Labour MP who had got the confidence of the staff, and a journalist who had also been helpful, and just as they say they think they are on the track the division bell rings. Grace jumps up and tells the Inspector that that provides the solution and they get a ladder, and sure enough find the revolver in the space where the bell is. Directed at the place where Oissel had sat, it had been primed to go off with the ringing of the bell. The waiter who had helped to set things up made clear who the murderer had been.

The reason for the murder and the confused motives of all those involved made for a fascinatingly intricate mix. But also impressive in the book were the descriptions of the isolation possible in the crowded premises of the house, the forceful characterization of the members – Grace based on the writer, the society hostess based on Nancy Astor, the first female MP – and the laid back nature of senior politicians which West realized had to change in the brave new world of high finance.

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The challenge of keeping value-based politics alive

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Anti-migrant protests in Durban, South Africa. BBC

The current outbreak of anti-immigrant protests in Durban, South Africa is bound to have taken many a subscriber to value-based politics or political idealism quite by surprise. After all, this is evidence that despite the historic accomplishments of nation-builders of the stature of the late President Nelson Mandela it cannot be taken for granted that identity politics, including racism in its worst forms, is no more in South Africa.

At the time of this writing details are scarce on the substantive root causes of the protests but it could very well be that economic grievances, particularly on the part of the majority community in South Africa, are contributing considerably to the disaffection. Shrinking employment and material prospects are likely to figure majorly among the factors igniting the unrest.

Fortunately, the local authorities in Durban are losing no time in calling for peaceful co-existence among the relevant communities and are pointing to the vital importance of stepping-up national integration processes. Apparently, immigrants in sizable numbers from neighbouring countries are present in Durban. However, international TV footage of the protests quoted some local authorities as saying that the majority of the immigrants in some centres that housed them were not illegal migrants and had the documents that entitle them to be in Durban.

In the Durban protests the world has fresh proof of the socially divisive consequences of the gathering globe-wide economic disaffection, touched off particularly by the continuing crisis in West Asia. Going ahead, the world would need to brace for increasing identity-based unrest of the kind it is just witnessing in South Africa.

Considering that the material lot of ordinary people everywhere could only aggravate progressively, with the US and Iran showing no signs of negotiating an end to their confrontation any time soon, it will be left to the more democratic and progressive sections of the world community to initiate positive measures collectively to bring a measure of relief to the discontented.

The swiftness with which such relief will be provided would depend crucially on the importance those sections taking up these undertakings attach to value-based politics as opposed to Realpolitik of power politics.

Going by these yardsticks, Italy could be considered to be moving in the right direction. Recently Italy came to the fore in initiating the collective named, ‘Rome Coalition for Food Security and Access to Fertilizer’, which has as one of its aims the swift provision of fertilizer to economically weak African countries.

In a recent statement Italian Minister of Foreign Affairs and International Cooperation, Antonio Tajani, said that a principal aim of the project was to ensure that the farmers of Africa gained easy access to fertilizer, considering that food security is a growing concern among some of Africa’s economically vulnerable countries.

The statement went on to mention that some 30 countries hailing from the Mediterranean region, the Middle East, the Balkans as well as the FAO had been invited to join the coalition. The venture is far-seeing in that food security is main among the reasons for social discontent which in turn could degenerate into endemic political turmoil and bloodshed. Separatist violence and geographical fragmentation of countries wouldn’t be too far behind these developments, as Africa itself has often proved.

It is hoped that more G7 countries would take the cue from Italy and do what they could to ease the hardships of economically distressed countries, particularly of the global South. In these efforts they would need to break rank with the US, which is today brutally indifferent to the consequences of its policy of making ‘America First’, come what may.

Going by current developments, the Trump administration seems to be blithely oblivious to the wider, deleterious effects of its policy course in West Asia. Besides rendering Iran militarily and otherwise impotent nothing else seems to matter to Washington, as regards West Asia. This is policy short-sightedness of an extreme kind. After all, right now West Asia could be said to be sitting on the proverbial powder keg.

On the other hand, Iran is not giving the world the impression that it is doing anything constructive to get out of the policy straitjacket that it wove for itself decades ago. Rather than enter into a policy of ‘live and let live’ in relation to Israel in particular and initiate a process of reconciliation with the latter, it has chosen to operate within policy parameters that continue to damn Israel. This has put Israel always on the ‘defensive’ so to speak and prevented the opening up of space for meaningful dialogue.

That said, Israel is obliged to explore the possibilities of entering into a negotiatory process with the Arab-Islamic world that could lead to a de-escalation of tensions and bloodshed. It cannot continue to look at its neighbours through lenses that distort them as archetypal enemies who should be ‘wiped off completely from the face of the earth.’

In other words, the need is urgent for Realpolitik to give way to value-based politicks. Italy is beginning to prove that the latter approach could be pursued with some success. May be the EU and the UK could throw their weight behind these initiatives as well and establish that international politics could be refashioned on the basis of humane, civilized norms. The UN would need to be fully supportive of these moves and prove an organizational nucleus of the operations that follow.

In fact the time is ripe for people of conscience to collectively stand up on the side of peace and say ‘No’ to war and violence. Organizations such as the ICRC, the WHO and Medicines Sans Frontiers have already taken up this call. Referring to the widespread destruction of health facilities and their dehumanizing results these organizations have said, among other things, that ‘This is not a failure of the law. It is a failure of political will.’

True, ‘failure of political will’ among those powers that matter accounts for the runaway, uncontrollable nature of war and destruction in contemporary times, but more fundamentally it is a failure of the human conscience. It could very well be that the phenomenal levels to which violence and war have been unleashed today have had the effect of deadening consciences. This is a matter for urgent study and wide discussion.

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Vesak celebrations … with Cuteefly

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Perfect for celebrations, gifts, and meaningful occasions // Gift pack

I would describe Indunil Kaushalya Dissanayaka as innovative and creative, and she operates under the name of Cuteefly.

Indunil always comes up with something novel to celebrate special occasions, and she does it with candles … and that’s her profession.

She was in the spotlight when she created a happening scene, with candles, for Christmas, Sinhala and Tamil New Year, and Valentine’s Day.

As lanterns light up Sri Lanka for Vesak, the Colombo-based candle maker is quietly turning wax and wick into little pieces of the festival.

Candles reflecting Vesak themes

Her candles reflect Vesak themes – light, peace, remembrance, giving, etc., to enable you to fill your Vesak celebration with devotion and beauty.

Among her Vesak creations is a lotus-shaped soy candle, scented with sandalwood, lavender, etc., meant to burn during this Vesak Poya Day.

Indunil Kaushalya Dissanayaka: Customers
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These handcrafted Vesak candles are perfect for offering at the temple, she says.

What makes her creations so novel is that they come in different shapes, scents, themes, and all are handmade.

What’s more, her customers have heaped praise on her for her creativity.

According to Indunil, her creations are perfect as a thoughtful gift … to bring beauty, unity, and light into every moment.

Says Indunil: “Our beautifully handcrafted Unity candles are designed with premium detail and love, making them perfect for celebrations, gifts, and meaningful occasions.”

Cuteefly, says Indunil, is available online.

Readers could contact Indunil on 0778506066 for more details.

He Facebook Page is: Cuteefly.

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