Opinion
Heard at the club – II
Casino Kings have been very much in the news lately, but few can compare with our first Casino King, the inimitable, flamboyant, great-hearted Donovan Andree. He made money, and he flung away money. His many acts of kindness and generosity were legion.
About three decades ago, there was this young planter from the South who would sally forth to Colombo the weekend after pay day and have a flutter in Donovan’s ‘Three Clubs Casino’.
One day this planter lost heavily; in fact, his entire salary. Without money even to get back home, he sat in a corner of the casino, head in his hands, the picture of dejection.
Donovan Andree walking in, saw the hapless young man, almost in tears.
“What’s wrong, son?” asked Donovan, and the young planter told him the whole sad story.
“My dear chap,” said Donovan, placing a fatherly arm around the planter’s shoulders, “casinos are not for salaried people like you, they are for people with money to throw away.”
He then instructed the manager of the casino to refund every cent the planter had lost. Then he took the lad to the bar and gave him a few drinks on the house. Finally, he sent for the security officers outside the casino, and told them sternly that the young planter was never again to be allowed inside the casino.
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My friend Sena is a confirmed bachelor, though many a pretty girl has given him the glad eye, prompting him to say, “It is easy to get married, but staying single is a difficult thing.” He has, however, been looking for the ideal woman for many years. But alas, he hasn’t found her, and now he has given up all hope.
Many years ago, when the local Lions’ Club was celebrating ‘World Services Day’, they distributed food parcels among the poor. My friend Sena was in charge of one such distribution centre, and noticing that one old man returned repeatedly to collect food parcels, Sena went up to the man and told him sternly: “That’s the third food parcel you have collected. I’ve been watching you.”
“Sir,” said the man piteously, “I have three wives!”
“Good Heavens, man,” gasped Sena. “You have three wives and here I am, unable to find even one! I congratulate you!”
And Sena had given the old Bluebeard a hundred-rupee bill.
***
One of our club members had run up several bar bills and despite many reminders, he had confessed that he was not in a position to pay them as his other vice, betting invariably left him broke. But one fine day, one of his ‘all-ons’ clicked, bringing him quite a packet. That evening he walked into the club like a lord, and with a flourish, settled all his outstanding bills. Then he pocketed the bills, ordered drinks all round, had a large one himself, went swaggering (or staggering?) home, had his dinner and slept.
Next morning, he went to the toilet, ascended the throne and gasped in dismay. For pasted on the inner side of the toilet door by an irate wife, were all the liquor bills he had settled the previous evening!
***
During a flu epidemic in Galle the doctors were kept busy. When a doctor (a private practitioner) walked into the club one evening, a member who was no poet but one after a few shots, recited this impromptu verse.
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
No apple a day keeps the doctor in the pay!
And the patients at bay!”
***
One day an elderly member recalled the days of his youth. He said that in 1922, at the young age of 17 years, he had joined his uncle who had a curio shop in La Palmas, one of the seven Canary Islands off the coast of Spain. There were about 70 Galle traders who had settled down there. Business there was good and they were all happy. It had the Nuwara-Eliya climate. There were rice and curry, plenty of meat and fish, fruit and wine, with low cost living.
All that was till General Franco came to power in Spain. Thereafter it was not possible to remit the earnings to the motherland. Some Ceylonese merged with the indigenous population while the others came back to Ceylon, adding that he was one of them who returned to his native Galle and started a business of his own (in a rare field) which flourished.
***
Lakshman Jayakody was a Cabinet Minister at the time, who sometimes used to spend a holiday with his cousin at Galle, whenever he found the time. His cousin lived on the same road I lived. And sometimes they picked me up on their way to the club, in the evening.
Lakshman was a public-school product, a sportsman of the friendly and unassuming type, who enlivened us at the club. One day, he asked me what I knew of his electorate of Divulapitiya, when my thoughts drifted to the dark days of 1915 riots, with a ‘shoot at sight order’ under Martial Law, when a brave young man from a wealthy family in Divulapitiya, Mark Leo Fernando, tried to make peace, but was kept against a wall with his hands tied and shot dead in the name of Law and Order. Lakshman was lost in thought.
***
One of my cousins was afflicted with a terrible form of eczema and when he got these attacks, which was often, his feet and legs would be covered with tiny running sores. At last, unable to bear it any longer, he went to a well-known doctor and begged to be cured of his affliction. “Curing your eczema is not a big problem,” said the doctor. “But I must warn you that you may develop asthma as a result. Many people do, you know.” Having but the haziest idea of what asthma was, and what it entailed, my cousin replied, “That’s all right, doctor, I’ll take the risk. Anything is better than this cursed eczema.”
The doctor gave him a course of injections, and the eczema began to disappear. Not long afterwards, my cousin got his first attack of asthma. He sat up all night, wheezing, coughing, groaning and moaning, unable to breathe properly or even talk. And the entire household had to dance attendance on him, applying all sorts of oils and balms on his chest, back, nostrils and neck. Early next morning he rushed to the doctor who had treated him, and wheezed. “Doctor, doctor, for God’s sake, can I have my eczema back?”
***
Several years ago, a young doctor attached to the Galle Hospital, then at Mahamodara, on the Galle-Colombo road, was in the habit of going to Colombo every pay day. He would come back to his quarters at the hospital in the last bus. As he approached the Mahamodara bridge, he would ring the bell and get off. One pay day, coming back dog tired and a trifle drunk, he fell asleep in the bus, and got up all of a sudden to see the Mahamodara bridge looming ahead. He quickly rang the bell and hopped out. It was only after he had got off that he realised, to his dismay, that he had got off at the Gintota bridge. By now the bus had disappeared and with a groan he began walking towards Mahamodara, a good two-and-a-half miles away. As he reached the Dadella Cemetery, a car stopped beside him, and one of the occupants offered him a lift.
Gratefully he got in, but instead of getting a seat by the window he found himself sandwiched between two tough looking men. It didn’t take him long to realise that the four men were denizens of the underworld, and his thoughts flew to his pay packet in his pocket.
Then quite unexpectedly, the doctor caught a break when one of the gang asked him what he was doing at the cemetery at that ungodly hour of the night.
“Oh,” said the doctor, his voice casual, “I went to see a corpse!”
“Now, where are you going?”
“To the hospital mortuary to see another corpse!”
“Ammo, moo holmanak!” shouted one of the thugs. (“Ammo, this man is a ghost!) and pushing him out of the car, they fled!
****
Why is it that when the Chief Guest or his wife draws the winning ticket in a raffle, that person gives the ticket to one of the organisers to read out the name or the number of the winner? Is the Chief Guest illiterate or something? I ask this question because at a club social in the South several years ago, the first prize was a kerosene cooker. This was on display at the club, and while I was admiring it, one of the organisers of the social came up to me and whispered that a certain lady, the wife of a friend of his, was going to win it. “Are you a soothsayer?” I asked him in surprise. “How can you tell in advance who the winner will be?” The man just grinned and gave me a sort of pitying look, and said, “Wait and see”.
The raffle was the last event of the night, and the Chief Guest’s wife put a shapely hand into a bag containing all the raffle tickets, took one out and gave it to the organiser I had spoken to earlier. And lo and behold! He read out the name of his friend’s wife, just as he had predicted.
Then giving me a surreptitious wink, he tore up the ticket. I did not have the slightest doubt it was somebody else’s name on that ticket.
Opinion
Nonalignment, neutrality, morality and the national nnterest
The terms ‘nonalignment’ and ‘neutrality’ are being touted in local and global news due to Sri Lanka’s denial to Iran to dock three of its naval vessels in national harbors for an unplanned ‘goodwill visit’ between 9 and 13 March, and refusal to the United States to land two of its fighters at the civilian airport in Mattala between 4 and 8 March. Intriguingly, both requests were received on the same day, 26 February 2026, just 48 hours prior to the onset of hostilities.
Though Sri Lanka denied permission for the so-called ‘goodwill visit’ its Navy and Airforce rescued over 30 Iranian crew members and recovered over 80 bodies when their ship, the IRIS Dena was sunk by the US Navy and allowed another Iranian ship, the IRIS Bushehr to dock in Trincomalee as it claimed technical difficulties. This was done only after taking the ship under Sri Lankan control, by separating its sailors from the ship and bringing it to Colombo, thereby ensuring it no longer had any offensive military intent.
The Sri Lankan President in a press conference in Colombo on 5 March noted on the Iranian issue, “our position has been to safeguard our neutrality while demonstrating our humanitarian values.” As he further noted, “amidst all this, as a government, we have intervened in a manner that safeguards the reputation and dignity of our country, protects human lives and demonstrates our commitment to international conventions.” Explaining what he meant by neutrality, he noted, “we do not act in a biased manner towards any state, nor do we submit to any state … we firmly believe that this is the most courageous and humanitarian course of action that a state can take.” On the US issue, the President observed in Parliament on 20 March, “they wanted to bring two warplanes armed with eight anti-ship missiles from a base in Djibouti” and “we turned down the request to maintain Sri Lanka’s neutrality.”
In both incidents, in addition to reiterating Sri Lanka’s neutrality, the other point that has been emphasis+ed is Sri Lanka’s long-standing official position of ‘non-alignment.’ As the President noted in his parliamentary speech, “with two requests before us, the decision was clear… we denied both in order to avoid taking sides.” Suddenly, the concepts of neutrality and non-alignment are in the forefront of Sri Lanka’s political discourse after a considerable time, but it has emerged more in a rhetorical sense than at a considered policy position at the level of government thinking and popular acceptance.
I say this because two crucial concepts are missing in these conversations and pronouncements. These are ‘morality’ and ‘national interest’ even though they are irrevocably linked to the previous concepts which would be meaningless if adequate heed is not paid to the latter two. Let me be clear. I agree with Sri Lanka’s position with regard to both incidents and the diplomatic and statesman-like way both were handled. It brought to the fore something on which I have written about in the past. That is, the necessity and the reasonable possibility of smaller states to take clear positions when dealing with powerful countries. Sri Lanka has done so this time.
However, both neutrality and nonalignment cannot be taken out of context merely as terms. They must be situated in a broader historical and political context which can only be done if morality and national interest are not only brought into the equation, but also into policy and the public consciousness. Non-alignment as an international relations concept found its genesis at the time of the Cold War on the basis of which nations, which mostly consisted of former European colonies or what were known collectively at the time as the ‘Third World’, decided not to join major power blocs of the time, i.e. the US and the Soviet Union as well as former imperial centers.
At least, this was the official position and, in this sense, indicated a desire to follow an independent path stressing national sovereignty and national interest, rather than neutrality in the conventional sense. But in practice, even in the heyday of the Nonaligned Movement’s influence in the 1970s, many of its members were very clearly aligned to one or the other of the superpowers based on matters of political necessity and simple survival. The formal dictionary meaning of neutrality is, “not taking sides in a dispute, conflict, or contest, often implying a position of impartiality, independence, or non-participation.” These are the two rhetorical positions Sri Lanka took with regard to both incidents referred to above.
But both decisions should have been more specifically taken, and the local and global discourses emanating from them cautiously guided, based on principles of morality and national interest. These do not contradict nonalignment and neutrality in their general sense. Sri Lanka’s decision to not approve docking or landing rights to both warring countries in this context is correct. But where is morality? It is partly embedded in the President’s stated interest in ensuring no further lives were lost.
What is missing in this moral position however is the clearly articulated fact that the war against Iran by the US and Israel are illegal, immoral and contradicts all applicable international laws and conventions. Sri Lanka’s statements and what is publicly available on the President’s and the Foreign Minister’s reported conversations with Gulf leaders are inconsequential and bland. Despite Iran’s bleak track record when it comes to democracy and human rights within, the country has stood by Sri Lanka during the civil war years supplying weapons when very few states did, and also when Sri Lanka was named and shamed in the circus of the UN’s Human Rights Council for almost two decades. Taking a position regarding the illegality of the war against Iran does not mean Sri Lanka cannot be neutral or non-aligned. It could have still taken the same decision it has already taken. But it would have been able to do so from a moral high ground.
The other reason often given for harping on neutrality and non-alignment is the fear of being reprimanded by the mad men and women currently holding power in the US. But the Republican Party or President Trump are not the Caesars of the Roman Empire. Trump’s term ends in January 2029. The Republican Party is already feeling the negative consequences of the war at home. Given the chaos Trump has brought in, which has added to the cost of living of US citizens, the needless expenditure the war has burdened the US taxpayers with, and the US’s continued marginalisation in the international order, it is very unlikely any of the present practices (note: not policies) will be carried forward in the same nonsensical sense. This is precisely the time to take the moral high ground. If we do, and continue to do so, it will become apparent that we as a nation act upon principles and laws. Such continuity will earn the country respect in the global arena even though not necessarily make us popular. This is a crucial asset small nations must have when dealing with global powers. But this must be earned through consistent practice and not be the result of accidents.
This is also where national interest comes in as a matter of policy. Sri Lanka needs to reiterate not only for the present but also for the future that its decisions are based on national interest. This could include permitting the US or any other country to land or dock in a future conflict if it benefits us in terms of local defense. But such a decision should not be a decision forced upon us. This is not old-school nonalignment or neutrality. Instead, it is about taking a position – not a particular side – in the interest of safeguarding the national interest as a matter of principle and taking the moral high ground in international relations which will ensure both nonalignment and neutrality in a pragmatic and beneficial sense in the long term.
Our leaders and our people need to learn how to be pro-Sri Lankan both in domestic and global matters as a national operational principle.
Opinion
Question of integrity and corporate liability in Transnational Higher Education in Sri Lanka
According to a paper commissioned by Anthony Welch for the 2021/2022 UNESCO Global Education Monitoring Report on “Non-state actors in Education Across Asia”, the rise of Transnational HE was underpinned by tensions between growth in demand, and, on the other hand, the inability or unwillingness of many governments to finance this expansion sufficiently (UNESCO & Welch, 2021). Globally, almost 70 million, or one in three of all students, are now enrolled in private HEIs (UNESCO & Welch, 2021). This pattern is similar and highly diverse in Asia where more than 35% of students are in the private sector.
However, enhance transparency in governance in Transnational education is of paramount importance as there is a corporate liability disregarded at a greater extent by the private HE mushrooming in this country. As Transnational Higher Education attracts many students, the responsibility of the relevant authorities should strengthen the integrity of governance of this sector and increase accountability.
On the other hand, corruption perception index in the 2025 (CPI) released by Transparency International, Sri Lanka, showed significant improvement, rising 14 places to rank 107th out of 182 countries, up from 121st in 2024. Despite such a movement ahead, accountability lies among the Private HEIs engaged in Transnational HE to prevent any risk leading to corruption.
Having considered the aforementioned scenario following cases, encountered in the recent past and I wonder what “higher education” do they offer.
Risk of corruption
An applicant, being a sole proprietor, has signed an agreement with another agent of private HEI in Nachchaduwa, Anuradhapura (Registered office), where operating office being the, Rathmalkatuwa, Inamaluwa, Kandalama, Dambulla, without looking at the agreements entered with the Foreign University by the respective agents. Sub agents are not aware on what conditions the principal foreign university has imposed, whether the respective university is authorised to offer such programmes in overseas. Have they been accredited in their countries by the accreditation authorities, despite their listing in the World Higher Education Database and Association of Commonwealth Universities. Whether these private HEIs are blacklisted organisations need to be checked with National Information Centres of the respective countries. All agents operating Transnational HE should be accountable and responsible as they are serving the poor students of this country who ultimately face consequences when they go on searching for employment opportunities. They are facing many issues with respective Qualification Frameworks operating in those countries.
Fake Credentials and Fabricating Documents
There are massive complaints regarding the issuance of fake certificates and forgery in Higher Education forwarded by many parties. Some organisations themselves print certificates without obtaining original certificates from the principal foreign university. Poor students do not know this situation of the higher education provider.
Call for State organisations to be aware of Transnational HE
There are many state organisations without proper verifications on credentials engage in recruitment of their employees just based on the listing of world higher education database and Association of Commonwealth Universities without further checking on the existence of such programmes in the respective countries with their accreditation authorities.
Recently while World Higher Education Database and UKEnic has clarified on the nonexistence of a respective university, there are instances where institutions that were accredited in the past but were not accredited now. The respective Universities in certain instances were listed and not currently listed due to non-acceptance by the accreditation authorities. Therefore, organisations need to be cautious about the accreditation of such universities in the respective countries as Sri Lanka is haunted by a massive network of agents and subagents of foreign HEIs operated as designated centres, appointed agents.
There are many ways to do Transnational education. There is distance education done with a local partner. There are several forms of arrangement in transnational education such as franchising arrangements, partnerships with local providers, either at the programme level or (occasionally) at the level of creating a whole new institution, branch campuses. However, there is a necessity of some kind of regulation as there is an escalation of fraud.
Overall regulations governing the operations of Transnational HE in Sri Lanka as a country aim to reach Sustainable Development Goals (SDG 4) was deemed as transparent and not fully understood by stakeholders, there are no local mechanisms to affirm and benchmark the quality of Transnational Education programmes to that of the local HE standards. There is a sense of flexibility in forging Transnational Education partnerships though the absence of regulations, which may over time negatively impact public perceptions of Transnational Education’s quality
Despite these circumstances there are countries that maintain their Agent network through proper training and licensing system to facilitate their regulation.
Transparency of Agents engaged in Transnational HE
A parent has made a complaint against a leading HEI for misleading through an unauthorised three-year degree programme (two-year top-up) and causing irreparable career damage and mental distress, wasting money and time. When she forwarded the matter to the Chief Executive, New Zealand Qualification Authority (NZQA) for entry into the teaching profession, she was informed that the HEI concerned was not permitted to engage in such programmes overseas. The question is how the MOU was signed and how programmes were offered in Sri Lanka.
Where is the corporate liability and integrity in these activities?
by Dr. Janadari Wijesinghe
Opinion
Tassil passes away
Tassil Samarasinghe passed away on Monday, March 16, 2026. Fondly known as ‘Kunjan’ to his family and close friends, Tassil hadn’t been in the best of health over the past few years. He experienced difficulty maintaining his balance, and, therefore, walking, which probably caused the fall at home, and resulting in an head injury, which took his life.
Tassil was my school friend. We were members of the 16th Colombo Cub pack and scout troop at S. Thomas’ College, Mt. Lavinia, in the 1950s and ’60s. I remember how he played Ali Baba’s mother in the scout concert, produced and directed by our scout master, the late Mr. Wilson I. Muttiah.
We were also next-door neighbours in Mt. Lavinia. During school holidays, in the early morning, Tassil and I would go on long walks, along the beach, sometimes helping the fishermen to draw in their nets. Tassil was a good conversationalist and highly opinionated, even as a teenager.
In those days a fellow beachcomber was former Prime Minister Sir John Kotelawala. We used to put our feet on his fresh footprints in the sand, and declare that we were walking in his footsteps!
The rest of the day we would play cards (304) with his mother and some of the boarders staying at their home. Then my family moved away to Colombo, but I was always a welcome guest at the Samarasinghe residence.
One of Tassil’s many hobbies, in addition to collecting stamps and playing bridge, was breeding ornamental fish in large ground tanks. I, too, was bitten by the aquarium fish bug. He was also a lover of good music, like his older brother Nihal – known to Thomian cubs and scouts of that era as ‘Local’ – who rose to fame as ‘Sam the Man’, the acclaimed Sri Lankan western musician, singer and band-leader.
In school, Tassil was popular with our GCE O-Level English teacher Mr. A.S.P. (Shirley) Goonetilleke.
After leaving school, Tassil and I were members of the Rotary Club together, where we would occasionally meet. Tassil married Shirani and they had two children, Tilani and Viswanath. Unfortunately, Viswanath lost his life in a bicycle accident several years ago.
I extend my deepest sympathies to Shirani, Tilani and family.
“You will always remember
Wherever you maybe,
The School of your boyhood,
The School by the Sea.
And you’ll always remember
The friendships fine and free,
That you made at S. Thomas’
The School by the Sea.”
(Rev Canon Roy H. Bowyer-Yin)
Farewell, dear friend. May you attain the supreme bliss of Nibbana.
‘GAF’
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