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Falling stars: Manchester United’s Portuguese striker Cristiano Ronaldo looks to the heavens as Brentford celebrate their fourth goal against United Falling stars: Manchester United’s Portuguese striker Cristiano Ronaldo looks to the heavens as Brentford celebrate their fourth goal against UnitedRoute the Capuchin monkey, seen here in a handout image from the San Luis Obispo County Sherriff’s Office, is the prime suspect in a mystery over a 911 call from a California zoo

Route the Capuchin monkey, seen here in a handout image from the San Luis Obispo County Sherriff’s Office, is the prime suspect in a mystery over a 911 call from a California zooIn Japan, authorities have been embarassed by data breaches after drinking sessionsIn Japan, authorities have been embarassed by data breaches after drinking sessionsIt took firefighters eight hours to get the man out of the collapsed tunnel in Rome

It took firefighters eight hours to get the man out of the collapsed tunnel in RomeBlack bears, the one in Montana who had been with her cubs, are found all over North America Black bears, the one in Montana who had been with her cubs, are found all over North America From a monkey with a mobile phone to Manchester United’s mounting woes. Your weekly roundup of offbeat stories from around the world.

– How we laughed –

For those who are not fans of the English Premier League’s most popular football club, Manchester United’s losing streak is cause enough for a smile.And with their expensively assembled side languishing bottom of England’s Premier League, Elon Musk could not resist adding another layer of hilarity to their misery.

“I’m buying Manchester United,” the world’s richest man tweeted after the team lost again to little Brentford, only to walk back his offer hours later saying, “No, this is a long-running joke on Twitter.”

We are not sure who this reflects worse on, failing United or Musk who previously said he was buying Twitter only to pull out.

– Right man for the job –

But that was nothing to the incredulity that greeted the appointment of a man as the first “period dignity officer” at a Scottish local authority.Former tennis star Martina Navratilova smashed Tayside Council’s “ridiculous” decision.

“Have we ever tried to explain to men how to shave or how to take care of their prostate?” she asked on Twitter.

Women’s rights campaigner Susan Dalgety wondered “why anyone thought it was a good idea to appoint a bloke.”

“I think being a man will help me to break down barriers,” said James Grant as the brickbats flew.

“Although affecting women directly, periods are an issue for everyone,” he said.

– Monkeying around –

Technology marches on as do primates, who have moved from typewriters to mobile phones with California cops rushing to a zoo after an emergency call — only to find it had been placed by a cheeky monkey.

Dispatchers sent officers to investigate after the 911 call from Zoo to You in San Luis Obispo County mysteriously disconnected. Determined to get to the bottom of the mystery, they discovered that “Route the Capuchin monkey had apparently picked up the zoo’s cell phone… which was in the zoo’s golf cart.”

Capuchins are particularly inquisitive creatures, who enjoy poking and pressing objects.

“And that’s what Route did… just so happened it was in the right combination of numbers to call us,” police said.

– Japan’s hangover blues –

Another week, another drunk middle-aged Japanese official causing chaos.After a tipsy salaryman mislaid personal data on all 460,000 inhabitants of the city of Amagasaki on his way home after a night out in June, a police officer lost sensitive information on 400 people after falling asleep drunk in the street in the western Hyogo region.The lost investigation documents contained personal details of around 400 people — including a criminal suspect.

– Hole lot of trouble –

Beyond Japan, it has been a terrible week for crooks, with a suspected Italian robber having to be rescued from a tunnel his gang tried to burrow into a bank.

The tunnel collapsed, trapping the man between an empty shop and the vault near the Vatican. Firefighters took eight hours to dig him out.

– Su-bear-u –

A mummy bear got stuck in a US couple’s car after somehow opening the door by the handle but struggling to get out again once inside.Mike Pilati called the sheriff in Red Lodge, Montana, but was told wildlife officials could only come the following day.Unable to listen to the bear “crunching up” his car any more, the next morning Pilati gingerly opened the car door with a stick “and the bear came roaring out”.

Unfortunately the ursine intruder badly mangled the interior of the Subaru car and left a lot of smell.But Pilati’s wife Maria said they still found reason to smile. They now call their car a “Su-bear-ru”.



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New Court of Appeal judge sworn in

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Sajeewani Dilka Lakmali Karunanayake was sworn in as a Judge of the Court of Appeal before President Anura Kumara Dissanayake at the Presidential Secretariat on Thursday (03).

Karunanayake, who previously served as an Additional Solicitor General at the Attorney General’s Department, was appointed to fill a vacancy on the Court of Appeal.

Secretary to the President Dr. Nandika Sanath Kumanayake was also present at the swearing-in ceremony.

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India-Lanka committees proposed to oversee KKS Port project

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India and Lanka have proposed establishing a Joint Monitoring Committee and a Technical Committee to oversee and monitor the implementation of the planned development of the Kankesanthurai (KKS) Port with Indian assistance.

The proposal was discussed at a meeting held on Thursday (03) at the Ministry of Energy, Ports and Civil Aviation to expedite the finalisation of the Memoranda of Understanding (MoUs) required for the project.

The meeting was chaired by Minister Anura Karunathilaka and attended by an Indian delegation, led by Deputy High Commissioner to Sri Lanka, Maitrey Kulkarni.

Both sides held extensive discussions on outstanding matters relating to the proposed MoUs and reached agreement on several issues.

The Indian delegation agreed to present the progress of the discussions to the Indian Government at the earliest and seek a final decision on the project.

The KKS Port development is expected to expand passenger and cargo transport services between Sri Lanka and India, strengthen maritime connectivity between India and northern Sri Lanka, and improve port infrastructure in the Northern Province.

The project is also expected to contribute to regional economic activity and benefit communities in the Northern Province.

Deputy Minister Janitha Ruwan Kodithuwakku, Ministry Secretary W.W.S. Mangala, the Chairman of the Sri Lanka Ports Authority, and officials from the Ministry and Ministry of Foreign Affairs participated in the discussion.

Minister Karunathilaka had instructed officials in February, following an inspection of the KKS Port, to take steps to commence the project as soon as possible and finalise the relevant MoUs.

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UNDP, Visa join hands to empower estate women, youth

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UNDP SL and Visa have announced a new partnership to strengthen financial inclusion and economic empowerment

The United Nations Development Programme (UNDP) in Sri Lanka and Visa have announced a new partnership to strengthen financial inclusion and economic empowerment among women and youth in estate communities, beginning with a pilot initiative in Hope Estate, Hewaheta, in Nuwara Eliya.

To mark the partnership, a signing ceremony took place between Ms. Azusa Kubota, Resident Representative, UNDP in Sri Lanka, and Avanthi Colombage, Country Manager, Visa Sri Lanka and the Maldives, along with representatives from both UNDP and Visa, present at the event.

The initiative will support 50 young agri-producers, most of whom are women, to enhance their financial literacy, improve access to formal financial services, and build practical skills to participate in digital financial systems. It is designed to bridge the critical gap between access to banking services and their effective use, enabling beneficiaries to transition from cash-based practices to more secure and inclusive financial management.

Hope Estate is part of the plantation region in Sri Lanka where economic opportunities, particularly for women, have traditionally been limited to wage-based labour. Through this partnership, UNDP and Visa aim to shift this paradigm by linking financial inclusion directly to emerging livelihood opportunities such as polytunnel cultivation and backyard farming.

Building on UNDP’s ongoing work to promote climate-smart and diversified rural livelihoods, the initiative will deliver integrated training on financial literacy, digital payments, and good agricultural practices. Participants will also receive hands-on support to open and actively use bank accounts, alongside improved access to digital tools and systems that enable secure and efficient transactions.

Commenting on the initiative, Azusa Kubota, Resident Representative, UNDP in Sri Lanka,  stated, “Economic empowerment begins with financial inclusion, but it does not end there. Through this partnership with Visa, we are opening new doors for women and young people in estate communities to move from the margins of the economy to the center of opportunity. By combining financial literacy with real pathways to income generation, we are not only expanding access to financial services, but we are unlocking potential, fostering entrepreneurship, and building the foundations for resilient, diversified livelihoods. Together, we are helping shape a future where every woman, regardless of where she is born, has the tools, confidence, and opportunity to participate fully, and benefit from economic growth.”

The initiative will further pilot the gradual digitization of income and payment flows within local agricultural value chains, helping reduce reliance on cash while strengthening transparency, confidence, and trust in formal financial systems.

Highlighting Visa’s global commitment to connecting more people to the digital economy, Avanthi Colombage, Country Manager, Visa Sri Lanka and the Maldives, noted, “At Visa, we believe that financial inclusion is the true foundation of economic opportunity. Our partnership with UNDP Sri Lanka reflects our commitment to building inclusive digital ecosystems that empower women and youth in underserved communities to participate fully in the formal economy. By combining financial literacy with access to digital payment tools, we are helping to create pathways from informal, cash-based systems to secure, transparent financial participation, and building secure, sustainable livelihoods.”

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