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Trump-Musk Bromance implodes in epic public war on social media
Trump reposts that Joe Biden was executed in 2020 and replaced by a robot
The news from the USA last week began with the outrageous, followed by the potentially earth-shattering and the merely cynical. A responsible journalist would obviously start with the lead story that was of the most national importance. So, naturally, I thought I’ll ease into the satirically entertaining news, and leave the serious stuff for later.
Last Saturday night, President Trump shared the most incredible Truth Social post in political history, claiming that former President Biden was “executed” in 2020, unbeknownst to the Democrats, and replaced by a robot:
“There is no #Joe Biden – executed in 2020. #Biden clones doubles and robotic engineered soulless mindless entities are what you see. #Democrats don’t know the difference”.
Let me get this straight. Trump reposts, at that witching hour when his mind is unraveling more rapidly than usual, that Sleepy Old Joe had been executed before he was inaugurated as the 46th President of the United States. He was then replaced by a robot, manufactured in the guise of an even Sleepier Old Joe, who took the Oath of Office on January 20, 2021.
Even his wife, Jill, his cabinet and closest allies did not recognize the new Joe. However, with the literally new lease of a battery-operated life, robot Joe was rebooted to higher levels of electrical power and energy, which enabled him to perform two outstanding legislative years of his presidency. His wife had also been pleasantly surprised by a more galvanized performance in the presidential bedroom.
Sadly, the robot came with a battery life of only two years, after which poor robot Joe went into total physical and cognitive decline. The model did not come with a charger. The rest, as they say, is history. It all makes sense now.
How this post did not make the headlines of every Sunday newspaper just goes to prove that Trump can say/post nothing preposterous enough to catch the attention of the general public, aware as they are that he is batshit crazy. Except, of course, the 10 million devoted members on the MAGA (Make America Great Again) cult, and, amazingly, even a few Sri Lankans, who hang on his every “pearl”.
But the earth-shattering political news last week was that Donald Trump had finally become disenchanted with the richest man in the world, Elon Musk. And vice versa. The bromance had been showing signs of splintering during the past couple of weeks. So when Musk’s Special Government Employee status reached its constitutional term limit of 130 days on May 25, Trump fired him.
Elon Musk had spent $280 million helping to get Donald Trump elected to the presidency. For a few months after Inauguration, Musk was regarded as a co-president, with his own offices and the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) at the White House, and his special team of pimply-faced lads led by the colorfully named “Big Balls”.
DOGE was originally tasked with eliminating fraud, waste and abuse from federal government spending. Musk initially promised he would cut $2 trillion of the total federal budget of $7 trillion. This impossible target was later reduced to the equally unattainable $1 trillion, and finally revised to the relatively small target of $150 billion, which also has proved to be elusive.
In the end, Musk’s unconstitutionally constituted DOGE cost more money than it saved, and caused chaos in federal administration, especially in the aviation sector and the Internal Revenue Service, by the indiscriminate firing of essential federal employees, and the closing down of vital services.
Musk’s gutting of the United States Agency for International Development (US AID), formerly the largest single provider of humanitarian aid, is one of the cruelest examples of the disarray that DOGE cuts have caused. Musk canceled approximately 90% of US AID programs, imperiling services aimed at humanitarian assistance and disease prevention worldwide.
In a recent interview, Bill Gates said, referring to Musk’s DOGE cutting of funding international health and poverty programs, especially those related to HIV prevention and starvation in poverty-stricken areas like Sudan:
“The picture of the world’s richest man killing the world’s poorest children is not a pretty one”.
Musk’s long-time abuse of illicit drugs has been well-known. On Friday, the New York Times published an extensively documented article that Musk’s “drug consumption went way beyond occasional use”. Musk has admitted to taking so much Ketamine, a powerful anesthetic, that it was affecting his bladder; he also took Ecstasy, Adderall and psychedelic mushrooms. This sort of drug abuse explains his recent erratic behavior in public, ending his speeches with “Heil Hitler” salutes and dancing on the stage, emulating his best bud.
The final break-up was signaled when Elon Musk started criticizing Trump’s tariff policies and the subsequent global trade war. A war that was decimating the value of his numerous businesses, especially that of the stocks of his signature Tesla Corporation.
So Trump closed down Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) and held a little farewell ceremony at the Oval Office on Sunday, May 25. He praised Musk “for his work at DOGE, for his guidance in helping to detect fraud, slash abuse and modernize broken and outdated systems”. He presented Trump with a special Golden Key, presumably to the Trump family bank vault. It was a heartrending ceremony. Musk was visibly shaking, probably due to an overdose of Ketamine. Trump was truly sorry to see the love of his life – Musk’s cash – leave the Oval Office.
Then on Tuesday, just two days after the White House farewell ceremony, the previous alliance burst into flames. Musk decided not to go gentle into that good night. Instead, he commenced hostilities by firing a series of broadsides against Trump’s signature budget legislation, the Big Beautiful Bill.
Musk wrote: “I’m sorry, but I just can’t stand it anymore. This massive, outrageous, pork-filled Congressional spending bill is a disgusting abomination. Shame on those who voted for it; you know you did wrong. You know it”.
He followed this post with another threat: “In November next year, we fire all politicians who betrayed the American people”, with the slogan, “Kill the Bill”.
Then came the final insult, aimed directly at destroying Trump’s fragile ego: “Without me, Trump would have lost the election. Dems would control the House and the Republicans would be 51-49 in the Senate”.
Trump’s normal reaction against this type of virulent criticism against him would have been reams of vitriolic tweets on Truth Social, and hours of TV rants, foaming at the mouth, hurling the most evil and vulgar insults against his accuser.
But not this time. Trump remained strangely silent at least during the early days of strife. He was obviously afraid that the richest man in the world, whom he had ceremoniously fired and publicly humiliated, will retaliate and use his cash against him. Trump merely expressed his disappointed at a man he said he had helped.
Trump is well aware that the devotion of his venal Congress supporters is available to the highest bidder, and he will not be able to outbid the richest man in the world, whose net worth today is $417 billion. A clear $200 billion richer than his nearest rivals, Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos. Trump, with a net worth of a paltry $5.1 billion, is a relative pauper, not even in the same league as the big boys.
The Big Beautiful Budget Bill passed the House by the majority of a single vote on May 22, largely along party lines. It will now be presented to the Senate, where many Republican Senators have been voicing their objections. But with the Republican majority of three, and the inherent fear of its Senators of crossing the Dear Leader and losing their jobs, the BBB will probably go through. With the biggest tax cuts in history to billionaires and the slashing of safety net programs like Medicare and Social Security, it would be Republican business as usual.
However, the Republican Party may be faced with an unenviable quandary, come the midterms in November next year, and every local and national election until then. During these early stages of an impending Trump/Musk split, Republicans are walking on eggshells, determined not to upset mommy or daddy by taking sides.
A bruising divorce will splinter the Party. Today’s Republicans are the most venal politicians in the history of the nation, with concerns only for their political and financial futures. They are desperately trying to bring a reconciliation which will continue to give them access to both daddy’s power and mommy’s money.
As I write this article, the feud has escalated into an epic war of bitter personal attacks between Trump and Musk. There is probably no limit to the amount of political and financial damage one can do to the other. Trump used Musk’s money to win the presidency. Musk used Trump’s political power to enhance his financial empire. This breakup may cost Trump his absolute hold on the Republican Party. Musk has already lost a substantial percentage of his wealth as a result of Trump’s trade and tariff policies.
As the dust settles on this epic war, there will probably be no Republican winners. Hopefully, the real winners will be the Democratic Party and the American people, especially if the Big Beautiful Bill fails to pass the Senate in its original form.
Which brings me to the third noteworthy piece of news this week.
Iowa Senator Joni Ernst, unlike many of her Republican colleagues, showed sufficient courage to attend a town hall and face her constituents. The issue at hand was, of course, Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill, which had just passed the vote in the House. When one of Senator Ernst’s constituents screamed that people would die as a result of the cuts to Medicare built into the bill, which amounted to nearly $500 billion, her cavalier response was, “Well, we are all going to die, for heaven’s sakes”.
Senator Ernst’s pretty cynical response chose to ignore the point that her constituent was trying to make, that the Big Beautiful Bill would result in over 11 million Americans being forced off Medicare, the government’s health insurance program for low income and disabled people. Many of these most vulnerable of Americans will suffer and die long before their time, for lack of adequate health insurance.
Senator Ernst doubled down on this insensitive remark with a hypocritical, sarcastic apology in a TV clip, recorded in the backdrop of a cemetery:
“Hello, everyone. I would like to take this opportunity to sincerely apologize for a statement that I made yesterday at my Town Hall. I was in the process of answering a question by an audience member, who was extremely distraught, and screamed out, from the back corner of the auditorium, “We are all going to die”.
“And I made an incorrect assumption that everyone in this auditorium understood that, yes, we are all going to perish from this earth.
“But for those of you who would like see eternal and everlasting life, I encourage you to embrace my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ”.
This brutal non-joke and the subsequent phony religious doubling down by a cynical, Republican Senatorial bitch only illustrate the Republican Party’s attitude towards a budget bill aimed only at cutting health insurance from millions of impoverished and disabled Americans, so making it possible for a few billionaires to buy that extra yacht vital for their continued well-being.
by Kumar de Silva ✍️
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Coercive laws recipe for future misrule
by Jehan Perera
The NPP government is going after powerful figures from the past and present who have engaged in corruption, fraud and criminal activity in a way that no previous government in Sri Lanka has done. Former ministers, politicians and senior state officials are among those facing investigations and legal proceedings. The government has placed before Parliament a document listing 50 cases involving corruption, fraud and other crimes. These include not only financial offences but also cases relating to the Easter Sunday attacks, the killings of Lasantha Wickrematunge and Wasim Thajudeen, the disappearance of Prageeth Ekneligoda and attacks on journalists Keith Noyahr and Upali Tennakoon.
The significance of this effort is that it can demonstrate that nobody is above the law, regardless of political connections or social standing, which will help restore public confidence in institutions that have long been distrusted. It could also recover public resources, improve the investment climate and strengthen the foundations for a more prosperous and just Sri Lanka. When criticised for focusing on the past and not the present, the government position is that these investigations were initiated under earlier governments, particularly between 2015 and 2019, and that it is now allowing investigators to proceed to deal with the backlog without political interference.
But there is an aspect of the government’s approach that is less justifiable. While pursuing past wrongdoing by powerful individuals, it is also advancing a triumvirate of draft laws that could give the state sweeping powers over citizens, organisations and dissent in the present and future. The draft Prevention of Terrorism legislation, the Prevention of Organised Crimes Bill and the NGO Registration and Supervision Bill raise serious questions about the over-centralisation of power. Each of these laws strengthens the powers of the state while weakening the rights and safeguards that protect people from their misuse and thus questions the basic rights of people in democracy where ‘the power of the people is vested in the government’. This is a recipe for future misrule rather than the rule of law. As the well-known saying goes, power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Proposed Laws
The real test of system change, for which the government obtained an overwhelming mandate, requires not only a government willing to hold others accountable, but one prepared to subject itself to the same principles of legality, transparency and restraint. The three proposed laws that are particularly important in this regard are the Protection of the State from Terrorism Bill, the Prevention of Organised Crimes Bill and the NGO Registration and Supervision Bill. Each of these draft laws has been presented as serving a legitimate purpose. Preventing terrorism, combating organised crime and ensuring that NGOs do not facilitate money laundering or terrorist financing are proper responsibilities of the state. Sri Lanka has international obligations in these areas, and no responsible government can disregard them. However, the existence of a legitimate objective does not justify every means adopted to achieve it.
The proposed Protection of the State from Terrorism Bill illustrates the problem. Although its definition of terrorism draws on a model developed by a former United Nations Special Rapporteur, the Human Rights Commission of Sri Lanka has warned that the definition of terrorism extends beyond the model and could bring legitimate political protest, trade union action and civil disobedience within the scope of counter-terrorism legislation. Its concerns also include prolonged detention, inadequate judicial oversight and restrictions on access to legal counsel. These are objections that go to the heart of the relationship between the citizen and the state. The government cannot credibly promise to protect democratic freedoms while creating powers that could be used to restrict them. It is necessary for the government to reassess the draft through transparent consultation and revise provisions that could criminalise legitimate dissent.
The Prevention of Organised Crimes Bill raises similar concerns. It is presented as giving effect to the United Nations Convention against Transnational Organised Crime, which Sri Lanka ratified in 2006. The Centre for Policy Alternatives (CPA) has argued that the convention does not require many of the bill’s provisions. The proposed law extends to a broad range of offences, permits detention orders lasting up to a year, makes confessions to police admissible for purposes of legal evidence, and introduces extensive surveillance powers. A law intended to dismantle criminal networks should not create a parallel system of exceptional powers that could be applied far beyond organised crime. Nor should safeguards developed through years of experience with abuses under the Prevention of Terrorism Act be weakened through legislation bearing a different name. The government should review whether or not existing laws could be used effectively to control these crimes or whether each exceptional power is necessary.
Civil Society
The proposed NGO Registration and Supervision Bill presents another test of the government’s intentions. The government may reasonably seek transparency in the finances of organisations receiving public or foreign funds, including measures to prevent money laundering and terrorist financing. It seeks to justify its overreach on the grounds of meeting the internationally mandated requirements of the Financial Action Task Force (FATF) for the Asia-Pacific region. But these objectives do not justify placing civil society and NGOs under excessive administrative control when even the FATF ranks them as low to medium risks. The draft bill would require registration and renewal, impose extensive obligations on organisations and empower authorities to suspend or deregister them on broadly framed grounds. It is important to redraft provisions that confer excessive discretion over registration, renewal, suspension and deregistration of NGOs.
Among the concerns raised by United Nations human rights special rapporteurs with regard to the draft NGO law are provisions requiring organisations to align with government policies and restrictions that could affect advocacy, dissent and freedom of association. The implications extend well beyond organisations that engage directly with the government. Community groups, human rights organisations, independent researchers and organisations working on reconciliation or accountability could find their activities constrained by uncertainty over how these provisions might be interpreted. Organisations that criticise government policies are not thereby working against the country. Their freedom to do so is part of what distinguishes a democracy from a system in which the government determines which opinions and activities are acceptable.
The government has generated considerable public goodwill through its pursuit of corruption and criminality. It should not assume that this goodwill gives it an unlimited mandate to strengthen the coercive powers of the state. The NPP knows from its own history that governments can treat dissent as a threat and use the machinery of the state against their opponents. There is still time to correct the drafts through transparent public consultation, narrow definitions of offences, meaningful judicial control over detention and surveillance, and effective remedies against arbitrary decisions. A government that pursues corruption while weakening safeguards against state abuse risks undermining its own achievements. Besides bringing to light the abuse of power by previous governments, the NPP government needs to build a system in which no future government can abuse power in the belief they can get away with it.
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Quality assurance without quality enhancement: The irony of university QA
By Ramya Kumar
According to the Quality Assurance Council (QAC) of the University Grants Commission (UGC), quality assurance (QA) refers to “the means (i.e. the policies, attitudes, actions, procedures, etc.), by which an institution can guarantee with confidence and certainty, that the standards and quality of its educational provision are being maintained and enhanced”.
An expansive structure has been in place since 2005 to govern and implement QA processes within the state university system. The QAC is the focal point at the UGC that implements external reviews of state universities and institutes. Each university has its own Centre for Quality Assurance (CQA) tasked with performing QA in line with QAC directives. Faculties, in turn, have Internal Quality Assurance Cells (IQAC) performing their own QA; they are answerable to the CQA.
The big question is whether this all-encompassing top-down QA system, that in many ways undermines the internal dynamics of university governance, actually supports universities to enhance the quality of education. This article highlights some concerns.
Top-down check-box activities
The QAC conducts external reviews of universities and degree programmes. A review team appointed by the UGC (who may or may not have experience in the institution/programme in question) examines the self-evaluation report submitted by the said institution/programme. The team then conducts a site visit to verify the claims made in the university’s self-evaluation report, clarify issues identified during the desk review, and examine how QA procedures operate in practice. The team holds meetings with the university administration, members of the Council and Senate, Deans, Heads of Departments, academic and non-academic staff, students, and others. Following the visit, a draft report is submitted to the relevant institution/programme for comment before final publication. The reviewed institution/programme then prepares and publishes an action plan addressing the recommendations, with subsequent monitoring of progress.
There are some worthy QA initiatives under implementation, such as improving facilities for students with disabilities and strengthening mechanisms to address sexual- and gender-based violence. However, for the most part, QA activities have little to do with improving the quality of education. They are mostly preoccupied with monitoring faculty and department websites, digital transformation, student feedback, subject evaluation, course evaluation, peer evaluation, and, more recently, staff appraisal. These activities, which consume an inordinate amount of time—so precious at understaffed universities—have become check-box activities completed to generate evidence for the next review. Below is an excerpt of a conversation between two academics (1 and 2) that conveys how QA plays out at universities (reproduced with permission).
1: … .it’s like social media you know, like posting things on Facebook or twitter or Instagram. When people do a lot of social media, everything they do, they do thinking, “okay I’m going to post it in this way… this I have to put on my Instagram.” QA is a little like that… everything is considered in light of, “ah we can use this for the review, as evidence… for example very recently we were encouraged to have all the things that we do in our department in the faculty newsletter so then they can put in the review. Every little thing has to be noted down….
2: And with pictures and all…
1: At the very least it has to be written so that you have written evidence .. you can’t be doing something for the sake of doing something or because it is good for the department … and sometimes people tell me “oh yea that’s a good idea we can fit that under this x, y section of the review..”
2: Yea, and nobody really thinks about the actual outcome… whether it’s actually helping anyone..
1: I also find that a lot of the words that we used in different ways have now been co-opted to the QA discourse ..including quality.. I can’t actually say what I want as an “outcome”, for example, that the outcome of this workshop is that my students “think about” … then I am told “ah but no that’s not one of the Bloom’s taxonomy words, “think about”.…
2: And the worst part is these medical and agriculture people, these types of people go around spreading it like some kind of gospel!
1: Yea, this cookie cutter way of doing things, they think is the height of innovativeness or creativity, when actually it is so mundane … for me the most awful thing about it is like some fungus of mundanity has taken over through QA reviews.
2: yea, when you say QA, my mind closes off immediately and I stop listening…
Auditing everything but power
QA leaves out crucial aspects of university governance. For instance, there is no review or assessment of the “quality” of university administrations under Criterion 1 or the integrity of procedures governing the promotion of academic staff under Criterion 6 of the institutional reviews.
The majority in the Council—the university’s executive and governing body, which is responsible for selecting the Vice-Chancellor (VC)—are appointed in ad hoc fashion. Apart from the Ex-Officio members in the Council (VC, Deans, etc.), and the two members elected by the Senate, the remainder are appointed by the UGC with no formal consultation or vetting procedure. The VC appointment process described in UGC Circular No. 03/2023 exemplifies how an ostensibly technical process can become entangled in political sycophancy. The Registrar invites applications for the position of VC through advertisement. Applicants must submit a curriculum vitae, a statement of vision for the university and supporting documents. The University Council appoints a three-member Search Committee of senior academics to encourage “eminent persons” to apply, while the UGC appoints a former VC from another university to “observe” the selection process.
A Special Meeting of the University Council is convened. Candidates are interviewed and must make a presentation to the Council Members, followed by questions. Each Council member “gives marks” for seven prescribed criteria: strategic focus (20%), effective leadership (20%), holistic thinking/conceptual skills (10%), academic and research excellence (15%), personal integrity (10%), professional communication (10%) and managerial competence (15%). Marks are averaged, and the Council recommends three candidates to the UGC in rank order. The UGC-appointed observer separately submits a confidential report on the selection process.
This procedure is expected to guarantee quality, but does it? Applications are submitted to the Council Members, who have been appointed on questionable bases, and who are expected to review the applications and give scores, based on objective assessments. But, in reality, most Council Members are manipulated by VC candidates, who often have personal ties with them. The UGC-appointed observer usually has no genuine interest in the outcome. And there is no way for anyone to actually question the Council’s decision once it is made. Although the highest-ranked candidate may ultimately be appointed, the selection remains a political decision made by the President, who retains the discretion to appoint any one of the three.
External reviews also do not look into the promotions of academic staff, except to scrutinise whether there are policies and procedures in place to govern promotion. Academic staff may apply for promotion to Professor once they satisfy the prescribed eligibility requirements, which typically include the period of service, academic qualifications, research and publication achievements, teaching experience, and contributions to the university and wider community. Applications are evaluated against specified criteria, with research output and academic contributions assessed through documentary evidence and expert evaluation. Under the UGC’s scheme for Professors, two experts from outside the applicant’s institution assess specified aspects of research and knowledge dissemination. Again, beneath this technical process, which is externally evaluated, lies a problematic points-based scheme that can be manipulated and abused with impunity.
Rethinking university QA
Like the VC election process and the schemes of promotion for academic staff, QA reviews are open to manipulation. Before a review, there is a chaotic rush to complete evidence gathering and reporting. Academics leave all other work aside, including at times their teaching, to focus on completing documentation and preparing reports. The standardised criteria in the review manuals and scoring sheets often do not reflect differences in disciplines and institutional contexts. But this does not really matter because any serious problems experienced by institutions or programmes are hastily brushed under the carpet to conceal any evidence that could taint the review. The goal is to obtain an A or at least a B grade at whatever cost.
QA may result in positive change if it moves beyond top-down check-box activities towards internally designed and owned processes encompassing all aspects of university governance, led by departments and faculties, and supported by adequate resources. The current QA system needs to be dismantled and replaced by procedures that are accountable, not to the UGC, but to our students and the communities we serve.
(Ramya Kumar is attached to the Department of Community and Family Medicine, Faculty of Medicine, University of Jaffna)
. Kuppi is a politics and pedagogy happening on the margins of the lecture hall that parodies, subverts, and simultaneously reaffirms social hierarchies.
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Down Memory Lane — the Grand 20th Edition!
Yes, Down Memory Lane, the beloved Sing-Along concert series that first struck a chord, way back in 1997, returns for its landmark 20th edition this Saturday, 17th October, at the beautiful Bolgoda Grand Resort, Moratuwa town centre.
Having celebrated its glorious 25th anniversary with the show in 2023, this milestone 20th concert promises to be even more special.
The organisers, the ever-popular Moratuwa Arts Forum, are pulling out all the stops to present yet another unforgettable evening, brimming with camaraderie, fellowship, and pure nostalgia.
Get ready for two-and-a-half hours of non-stop singing as veteran vocalists, from the Moratuwa Arts Forum, will take the stage to lead and inspire the happy audience to sing, sing and sing to their hearts’ content.
The repertoire? Absolutely magical, according to the organisers.

Veteran Arun Dias Bandaranaike: Will handle the evening’s proceedings / Priya Peiris: Event Conceptor
Around 40 golden oldies — from timeless English vintage evergreens and hits from the 50s to the 90s, to toe-tapping calypsos, soulful American plantation melodies, rousing cowboy and Dixieland favourites, aa well as cherished Sinhala standards. All to be sung with much gusto!
This year’s dedicated organising committee comprises Brian Coorey (Chairman), Priya Peiris (Event Conceptor), Hiran Fernando, Suranga Fernando, Viranjan Perera, Hemka Fernando and Neelesh Silva. Guidance and support comes from Moratuwa Arts Forum President Sarana Guneratne and Secretary Chandani Silva.
Adding his signature charm to the evening, as Master of Ceremonies, will be the veteran Arun Dias Bandaranaike.
Don’t miss this landmark celebration of music and memories!
For further details, contact Hiran Fernando on 0772636446 or WhatsApp 0783636446.
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