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Heard at the Club

Sir John Kotelawala, then Prime Minister visited Galle, with the members of the Airport Club, to play some tennis matches with the members of the Galle Gymkhana Club. Both teams were hosted to lunch by Justice V. T. Panditha Gunawardena, who was then presiding at the Galle Assizes, at the spacious Judge’s Bungalow.

There was a pre-lunch session of baila and Sir John threw out a challenge to the young singers: “Let’s hear you buggers sing all the bailas you know about me!”Then the baila singers began with quite a sober note: “Dudley Senanayake langadhee resignvels,

Sir John ape Premier vuna balaganilla….”

Thereafter they ripped into every baila about Sir John, and needless to say that some of them were quite outrageous, with Sir John clapping and guffawing in gay abandon.

“Hai! Hai!! Sir John giya loka savari….”

This reminds me that after the death of Premier S. W. R. D., a Policeman at Galle sang this baila:

“Dukayi kiya dukayi kiya handai lokaya!”

Aida priyae yanna giye apa duke dama!

Ara asiyathika ratawala kathanayaka

Ma piyaneka garu Bandaranaike.”

(2) Another day, Premier Sir John, while addressing a public meeting at Galle said “If Dhanayaka tries his nonsense with me, I will devour him.”

The following day Dahanayake issued a statement to the effect “At least then Sir John will have a brain in his stomach.”

(3) When W. was MSC for Bible, he was nicknamed the “Bibile Brook” because of his capacity for long speeches and hence the comparison to Tennyson’s Brook, which declared that “men may come and men may go, but I go on forever.”

In 1945 W. spoke for 13 hours making the longest speech in the legislature. (The previous record was 11½ hours by G. G. Ponnambalam).When he continued his talk on the second day it was an open secret that Sir John had damned the Brook by getting Daha’s notes “lifted” during the lunch interval, but the Brook carried on regardless.

(4) When the newly created Air Ceylon made its inaugural flight to Madras, the then Minister of Transport Sir John invited Daha to join it. That was the only time Daha left our shores.He once protested against the rationing of textiles by the Sirimavo Government, by wearing an amude (a loin cloth) to Parliament. He was not allowed to enter the Chamber but hovered there to be photographed. Rumour had it that Sir John was about place (and true to form) was searching for a pair of scissors. Fortunately it was a non-event.

(6) Here is parodist Dahanayaka on Sir John:

“I thought I saw Bubby Akka.

Shouting “Hooi” and “Haai”

I looked again and found it was

Sir John and Chou Enali”

The former rang his bell-eke And Chou said

“Never say die!

“Under the Temple Trees

He loves to lie at ease

And turns the Premier’s post

Into a dancing host.

Come hither, come hither, come hither,

Here shall you see

No policy,

But birds of the same feather”

Twinkle! Twinkle! Good Sir John,

How you’ve fooled our fair Ceylon,

Looking young in spite of age,

When the girls at

“Temple Trees”

Crowd and dance like buzzing bees,

Then you sing your sweetest song,

Twinkle! Twinkle! All night long!

But if you care to see the woe

Of starving men who come and go,

Then you’ll sing a sadder song

And twinkle! Like a wiser John.”

In ceylon’s first Parliament, one of the six nominated Mps – singleton – Salmon was a die-hard old colonialist, and one day, in the course of a speech in the House, he was lamenting the disintegration of the Empire, of which his mother – country was the head.

“For centuries” he wailed “the sun never set on the British Empire.”

Dr. Colvin quipped “That’s because God did not trust the Britisher in the dark”.

(8) Once while making one of his long speeches in Parliament, W. Dahanayaka spoke about the plight of the poor man because of the rising price of textiles, when Singleton – Salmon interrupted with: “But the prices of sarees are coming down.”

“Yes” replied W, “and as the sarees come down sarongs go up!”

(9) Another day castigating the police, in the State Council, W. said that IGP Dowbiggin should be called PIG and not IGP, when an appointed English Member sprang to his feet and demanded indignantly “What do you mean by PIG? “Police Inspector General” replied W. urbanely.

Once when SWRD was speaking in the State Council, a member remarked that the Member for Morawaka Dr. S. A. Wickremasinghe was sleeping. SWRD quipped “Let lying dogs sleep”.

Another day Dr. S. A. Wickremasinghe, the MP Akuressa was speaking on his pet subject of irrigation, when the MP for Wattala Shelton Jayasinghe interrupted him. Dr. S.A. then said “I can impart information to the Hon. Member, but I can’t give him brains to understand it.”

Then the MP for Wattala shot back. “That is quite understandable. How can the Hon. Member part with something that he hasn’t got?” Then in good humour Dr. S.A. said “That’s a good one Shelton” and proceeded with his speech.

Another day, a member related this story. A parliamentary delegation was visiting places of interest in Moscow and was at an old church where the guide showed the delegates an organ, proudly describing it as one of the oldest and most powerful instruments, when a brash young Ceylonese MP asked him in a loud voice, “What is the horse-power?”. A deafening silence followed.

“In 1970, an Act called the Condominium Property Act No. 12 of 1970, was passed in Parliament.

The Act dealt with lands, and buildings, with more than one storey. The Bill was passed without much discussion, and Minister of Housing and Construction at the time. Pieter Kueneman, commented while moving the Third Reading that not many Members took part in the discussion, maybe because they may have been deterred by the fact that the title of the Bill began with the word “condom”.

Here is another club story. Two cyclists were travelling along Anderson Road, engaged in a lively conversation when they were suddenly copped. “I looking why you were riding double breast?” said the policeman. “Ralahamy! I was only trying to overtake my friend, we were not riding abreast”, “I know you riding double abreast, don’t try joking me” said the policeman angrily.

In the circumstances, the only salvation for the two cyclists was to plead guilty, which they did. “Ole right! This time I free. Next time both ride single breast” said the cop.

When we were young children, we were delighted to listen to the stories of Andare, the Royal Court Jester. One such was this story. One day the Queen was desirous of meeting Andare’s wife. Andare then told her that his wife was short of hearing. The Queen then said that she would speak to her as loud as she for could. Back at home, Andare told his wife that the Queen wishes to meet her, adding that she as short of hearing and to speak to her in a loud voice.

When Andare went to the palace with his wife, the Queen engaged ina conversation with her in a loud voice. It soon turned out to be a noise of disturbance with each of them raising their voices. Hearing it the king and the palace officials rushed to the scene to find out what it was all about. And, it did not take long for them to realise that it was one of Andare’s pranks at work.

Several years later, a similar scene was enacted at Galle. A club member was a tourist guide and he used to take tourists to his uncle’s well-stocked jewellery shop and his uncle would give him a percentage of any sale as commission.

As time went by, he began to suspect that his commission was less than it should be, and that his uncle was defrauding him. This suspicion gained ground because his uncle never allowed him to be present during transactions.

One day he took a wealthy tourist to the shop and told his uncle in Sinhala, that the tourist was a little deaf and that he would have to speak loudly. Earlier taking a leaf of Andare’s book, he had told the tourist that his uncle was a bit deaf and that he would have to speak loud.

As was the practice our member guide stood outside the shop while the transaction was going on, but well within hearing distance. And that day he got the correct commission from his uncle, because he knew the exact amount of money that had changed hands!



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‘The devil is in the details’ in West Asian peace

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President Donald Trump at the current G7 summit in France. Evelyn Hockstein/Getty Image

It is obviously too early for an outpouring of joy over the seeming cessation of hostilities between the main antagonists in West Asia. While the prospect of there being a measure of calm in the region is being welcomed by considerable sections of the international community, what is ‘on the table’ currently is only a Memorandum of Understanding between the US and Iran to give peace a chance. The hard part in the peace effort remains to be achieved.

In the Middle East of today we have one of the most complex conflicts to break out in modern international politics and the observer would be naive in the extreme to expect a facile and early closure to the tangle. Yet, for the sake of the world’s publics who have been hurting badly in the prolonged hostilities one could only hope that the US-Iran MoU that is expected to be signed by the sides on Friday would lead eventually to a substantive peace. The world’s thanks are due to Pakistan in this connection for its sustained support in the peace drive.

While the sides have agreed to a ceasing of hostilities in the most general terms and have reached accord on the facilitation of uninterrupted oil and gas supplies to the rest of the world, for instance, the ‘devil will prove to be in the details’ in an envisaged comprehensive peace settlement. It is these details that would make or break peace if the negotiations go on in earnest.

Nevertheless, the details would need to be worked out consensually in a spirit of compromise with an eye to the greater good of the world community. Realpolitik or a narrow focus on solely the national interest among the protagonists, for example, would need to give way to a measure of humanity that would encompass within it a consideration of the overall well being of the world. In other words, it is statesmanship that would crucially matter.

The next few weeks would establish whether humanists are ‘asking for far too much’ when they broach the questions at issue in these terms. Yet it is essentially self interest and national security considerations of the first importance that drove the conflict from even prior to February this year and these questions would need to be taken up and resolved to the satisfaction of the US and Iran in the main if some headway is to be made towards a durable settlement.

The nuclear issue would prove to be the proverbial Gordian Knot. From a realistic viewpoint, Iran could not be expected to be without a potential nuclear deterrent in the face of perceived nuclear threats emanating for it from the West and Israel. In the short term, Iran would need to possess this deterrent to a measure, within a mutually agreed international legal framework maybe, until wide agreement is reached on the nuclear tangle. Specifically, Iran’s immediate threat perceptions with regard to her nuclear-powered rivals would need to be defused during initial negotiations.

Ideally it is a world free of nuclear weapons that must be aimed at but since this goal cannot be achieved in the near or medium terms, unfolding negotiations would need to ensure Iran’s absolute security in a world of powers that continue to swear by the nuclear deterrent, if it is to give up the suspected latter capability.

However, it is to the degree to which the present nuclear powers divest themselves of this capability that Iran could be put at ease on this score. Accordingly, it is nothing short of a complete elimination of nuclear weapons from the world that could dissuade keenly security conscious states from developing nuclear weapons of their own with a mass destruction capability.

This is the number one dilemma the international community needs to grapple with going forward and it is to the extent to which it resolves it that a nuclear weapons free world could be envisaged. No doubt, an uphill challenge.

Compelling Israel to support the present negotiatory process constitutes another grueling challenge for the US. Currently the Iranian position essentially is that a Middle East peace is inseparable from a normalization of the security situation in Lebanon. That is, the present Israeli attacks on the Hezbollah presence in Lebanon must cease if a comprehensive peace is to be realized in West Asia.

However, Israel is showing no signs of drawing back from its attacks on Hezbollah strongholds in Lebanon since the security of the Israeli state is being seen as threatened by the militant group. Co-opting Israel into the negotiatory effort therefore would turn out to be a matter of paramount concern for the US.

Moreover, elements in the rightist administration in Israel are seeing the current peace efforts as a ‘sell out’ to the enemies of Israel. They would have none of it. It is left to be seen how the US would be managing these virtual storm centres in the diplomatic process that could very well bring down the overall purported peace drive.

A recent pronouncement by US Vice President J.D. Vance points to yet another problem area in the US’ current peace overtures. He said that, ‘Regional peace and stability includes stopping the funding of terrorist organizations.’ He was obviously referring to the support extended by Iran to Hezbollah when he mentioned ‘terrorist organizations’ but he has given fresh life to the age-old conundrum of ‘Who is a terrorist?’ by these words.

To the Netanyahu government the Hezbollah and other militant organizations fighting Israel are ‘terrorists’ but from the viewpoint of the Iranian regime they are ‘freedom fighters’. This seemingly insurmountable definitional issue would not only stubbornly bedevil the peace effort but could even figure in bringing about its collapse, unless judiciously handled.

Thus, it’s the thorny details that need to be watched to keep the West Asian peace process afloat, once it gets going in earnest. There is no doubt that US President Trump would be receiving a considerable amount of support from the G7 in this historic peace undertaking and his personal appeals to the grouping currently meeting in France for continuous support are likely to elicit a positive response from it.

Likewise, Trump would need to appeal to also the BRICS countries if almost total global support is to be garnered for the peace drive in West Asia. BRICS’ solidarity with the US and the West is likely to carry considerable weight with Iran and other Eastern actors who are key to a sustained peace drive in the Middle East.

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Sri Lanka’s elephant paradox: Govt. counts tourism dollars while playing a dangerous numbers game: Expert

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At a time when Sri Lanka is enjoying a resurgence in wildlife tourism, with elephants remaining the undisputed stars of the country’s national parks and one of its most marketable natural assets, elephant conservationist Supun Lahiru Prakash has sounded a stark warning: the nation is in danger of losing the very species that helps attract millions of tourism dollars while sustaining some of the island’s most important ecosystems.

Supun says repeated claims by authorities that Sri Lanka’s elephant population is increasing, despite the absence of a final survey report and amid continuing elephant deaths, risk creating a misleading narrative that could undermine conservation efforts and encourage retaliation against elephants.

According to Supun, the issue is not merely about numbers. It is about political priorities, scientific credibility and the future of one of Sri Lanka’s most iconic species.

“Repeatedly claiming that the elephant population is increasing appears to be an attempt to hide the Government’s inability to manage the rising annual elephant death rate and the complications of human-elephant conflict,” Supun said.

For decades, the Sri Lankan elephant has been a symbol of the country’s rich natural heritage. It is the centrepiece of wildlife tourism, drawing visitors from across the globe to national parks such as Yala, Udawalawe, Minneriya, Kaudulla and Wilpattu. International wildlife documentaries, tourism campaigns and social media promotions frequently place elephants at the heart of Sri Lanka’s nature tourism brand.

Yet, according to Supun, the country’s conservation policies do not reflect the value of the species.

“On one hand, the Government is enjoying increasing tourism revenue, and elephants remain one of Sri Lanka’s most important wildlife attractions. On the other hand, narratives are being promoted that could encourage retaliation against the very species that contributes significantly to the country’s tourism industry,” Supun said.

According to the First Countrywide National Survey of Elephants conducted in 2011, Sri Lanka had 5,879 elephants. However, official statistics show that 4,167 elephants died between 2012 and 2024.

Supun stressed that these figures represent only the deaths officially recorded by the Department of Wildlife Conservation.

“In a context where more than 70 percent of the country’s elephant population reported in 2011 has died within 13 years, it is difficult to accept claims that the population has increased,” Supun said.

The conservationist pointed out that elephants have the longest gestation period among land mammals and that scientific studies have reported increasing interbirth intervals among female elephants together with high calf mortality.

“When such biological realities are taken into consideration, claims of a dramatic increase in elephant numbers become difficult to understand,” Supun said.

Supun believes that repeated references to increasing elephant populations risk fuelling public hostility towards elephants, particularly among farming communities already affected by crop raids and property damage.

“Such claims can create the impression that elephant populations are exploding and thereby promote retaliation against elephants as well,” Supun said.

According to Supun, Sri Lanka’s elephant crisis cannot be understood solely through population estimates. The real issue lies in the country’s failure to address human-elephant conflict through long-term, science-based solutions.

Sri Lanka continues to record among the highest levels of human-elephant conflict in the world. Every year, hundreds of elephants and dozens of people lose their lives as competition for land and resources intensifies.

Despite the scale of the crisis, Supun says authorities continue to rely on strategies that have repeatedly failed.

Lahiru Prakash

These include driving elephants into protected areas, strengthening electric fences to confine them there and allocating additional manpower to maintain fencing systems.

Supun was also critical of several proposals that emerged from district-level discussions on conflict mitigation, including the sowing of paddy and corn using Air Force drones and the planting of fruit orchards within protected areas.

“Such proposals fail to address the real ecological and social dimensions of the conflict,” Supun said.

While welcoming reports that the Government intends appointing a national-level mechanism to tackle human-elephant conflict, Supun said the challenge required intervention at the highest level of government.

“Given the gravity, complexity and geographical spread of human-elephant conflict, appointing any committee other than a Presidential Task Force is not useful,” Supun said.

He argued that a Presidential Task Force chaired by either the President or the Secretary to the President would be better positioned to overcome the bureaucratic delays and institutional fragmentation that have hindered previous efforts.

Supun also stressed the urgent need to restore and protect elephant corridors and home ranges that allow elephants to move safely across landscapes.

He cited the Koholankala elephant corridor in Hambantota as one example where removing obstacles could help reduce conflict while improving habitat connectivity.

At the same time, Supun questioned policies that permit the allocation of forest lands in areas identified by environmental assessments as crucial elephant ranges and movement corridors.

“The opening of elephant corridors and the protection of elephant home ranges must be carried out scientifically and consistently if they are to succeed,” Supun said.

Beyond tourism, Supun emphasised the ecological importance of elephants.

“Elephants are ecosystem engineers. Through their feeding habits and movements, they help maintain habitats that support numerous other species. In many ways, they create safer and healthier environments for wildlife,” Supun said.

According to Supun, protecting elephants means protecting entire ecosystems and the biodiversity upon which Sri Lanka’s wildlife tourism industry depends.

“By protecting elephants, we are also protecting the biodiversity that makes Sri Lanka one of the world’s premier wildlife tourism destinations,” Supun said.

As Sri Lanka seeks to expand tourism earnings and strengthen its reputation as a wildlife destination, Supun believes the country faces a defining choice: continue with policies that have failed to stem elephant deaths and human-elephant conflict, or embrace a science-based conservation strategy that safeguards both people and wildlife.

Without a fundamental shift in policy and political will, Supun warned, Sri Lanka risks losing not only one of its most iconic species but also the ecological and economic benefits that elephants continue to provide.

“The suffering of both farmers and elephants will only intensify unless meaningful action replaces rhetoric,” Supun said.

 

By Ifham Nizam

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Top Model of the World 2026

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Back-to-back victory for Colombia

Katherine Castaño of Colombia claimed the Top Model of the World 2026 crown, securing a historic back-to-back victory for her country. Angelica Sanchez of Puerto Rico was named first runner-up, and Eunice Deza of the Philippines finished as second runner-up.

Katherine was crowned by outgoing titleholder Natalia Garizabal Vera of Colombia.

Several special category awards, and subsidiary titles, were also presented during the Top Model of the World 2026 pageant.

These awards recognised excellence in modelling, peer support, and regional representation.

Primary Subsidiary Titles

Sri Lanka’s Netalie Withanage: Top 16 at
the grand finale

Miss Globe 2026: Valentina Tabares (Ecuador) — Awarded to the contestant who perfectly balances fashion modelling with traditional beauty queen qualities.

Queen of Europe 2026: Mia Danielle Williams (United Kingdom) — Given to the highest-ranking candidate from a European nation.

Special Awards Recognition

Audience Iconic Award: Charly (Dominican Republic) — Won via the official public online vote, granting her a fast-track direct entry into the Top 6.

Exotic Model of the World: Angel Emeka (Nigeria) — Awarded for exceptional editorial presence and strong runway performance.

Best Body Award: Thailand — Voted directly by fellow contestants at the Flow Spectrum Hotel. The highest-ranking runners-up for this category included Zambia, South Africa, Colombia, and Ghana.

Angelica Sanchez (Puerto Rico): 1st Runner-up

Final Placement

Winner: Katherine Castaño (Colombia)

1st Runner-Up: Angelica Sanchez (Puerto Rico)

2nd Runner-Up: Eunice Deza (Philippines)

Top 6 Finalists: Included contestants from the Dominican Republic, Romania, and Germany.

The pageant, known for focusing on professional modelling careers over just beauty, brought together 36 models from around the globe for two weeks of runway, photoshoots, and cultural events.

Sri Lanka’s Netalie Withanage walked among 36 of the world’s best and powered her way into the Top 16 at the grand finale.

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