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Order in the court



An important judicial personage was to be the Chief Guest at a prize giving of a leading school in Galle. And he prepared a six-page speech and getting his stenographer to make several copies of it, there was no photocopying at the time, he distributed them to the pressmen present saying, “You reporter fellows always distort, misreport or under-report speeches made by important people on important occasions like this. So I want to make sure that a complete report of my speech is published in your various newspapers.”

These tactless and ill-advised remarks got the goat of the local correspondent who decided to cut the Chief Guest down to size. Two or three days later the proceedings of the prize giving were reported in the country’s newspapers. The speeches of the manager of the school, the principal and even the head prefect’s vote of thanks were reported in detail and the report ended with the words; “The Chief Guest Mr. so and so also spoke.”

A.E. Buultjens was once the District Judge of Galle. One day a woman appeared before him charged with obstructing a court officer in the performance of duty. Apparently the officer had gone to evict her from a hut she had built on crown land. When her name was called, the woman walked into the dock accompanied by her two teenaged daughters. They were both blind. “Hamuduruwane,” said the women, “It is true that I obstructed the niladarithuma, but what else could I do? If we are thrown out of our house, my poor blind daughters and I will have no place to live.” Judge Buultjens fined the woman two hundred rupees for the offence. Then putting his hand into his pocket, he fished out two hundred rupee notes, and giving the money to his stenographer, asked him to pay the woman’s fine.

Once an ancient Egyptian Pharaoh paid a visit to a Court, when it was in session. On seeing the king, the judge rose from his seat and saluted the king. It is said that the king promptly dismissed the judge from the post, for failing to preserve the independence of the Judiciary.

A certain lawyer was noted for the vigour of his language and the brusqueness of manner. One day he was arguing an appeal and in so doing provoked the judge to lose his temper.

Then addressing the lawyer the judge said “I can teach you law but I cannot teach you manners.” “Quite so My Lord” shot back the lawyer with heavy sarcasm, “Quite so!”

The judge’s face turned red while those at the Bar suppressed their sniggers with great difficulty.

One day a psychiatrist while giving evidence before a pompous self-opinionated judge said, “Thinking generates electricity.”

“Then there will be lot of electricity around the Bench,” said the judge.

“Yes,” said the cross-examining counsel, “but of a very low voltage.”

During a murder trial a small boy had finished giving evidence. He was followed by his strikingly good-looking mother. The defence counsel asked her, “Are you the mother of the boy who gave evidence just now?” She answered that it was so. Then his next question was “Who is his father?” At this the judge lost his cool and asked the counsel whether all that was relevant to this murder trial as it is a waste of time. The counsel then replied, “I will not go ahead with that question as it seems to embarrass your Lordship.”

One day a lawyer for a defendant, who had the dice very much loaded against him, was nevertheless determined to do his best. As the judge kept interrupting him, the lawyer said that the Chief Justice Sir Anton Bertram’s chamber had a framed motto hung above his table.

The motto was ‘AUDI ALTERAM PARTEM’: Let both sides be heard. Thereafter there were no more interruptions from the Bench.

There was a news item, that a youthful defendant standing trial before a Court in Indonesia, on subversion charges, has objected to be tried by a female judge saying the sight of her sexcities him!

There was this lawyer who believed in introducing a little drama into any case he appeared in.

One day he appeared for a man accused of stabbing another to death. The Judicial Medical Officer had given evidence about the injuries sustained by the deceased, implying that he was standing when he was stabbed. When the lawyer for the defence, this man of drama, stood up to cross-examine the JMO, he threw himself on the floor, face upwards, and asked the JMO whether the deceased could not have been in that position when he was stabbed.

Naturally, the Judge was quite astonished at this rather undiginified exhibition, and rebuked the lawyer mildly. “Mr. Attorney” he said, with a twinkle in his eye, “thank Heavens you did not appear in the previous case. It was a rape case!”

Speaking of rape cases, in one such case, after the jury had returned having reached their verdict, the Foreman of the jury said, “We find the accused guilty, but we recommend mercy as he had committed the act on the spur of the moment.” “Oh?” said the judge coldly. “Will you please tell me on what other spur you expect the act to be done?”

Many years ago, there was this King’s Counsel, who came from a very humble stock but with a deplorable tendency to treat the simple folk with scant courtesy. Once appearing in a murder case, he bullied and browbeated an aged woman from the village where he was born and spent his childhood, but whom pretended not to recognise. “Now tell me witness,” he thundered, “how far were you from the scene of the alleged crime?” “Hamuduruwane, the distance was about the same distance from Babun Signo’s boutique in our village, yours and mine, to the shanty, where your mother used to make hoppers for sale!”

A person who was called upon to serve on the jury begged to be excused. “My Lord,” he told the judge, “My wife is about to conceive!” Suppressing a smile the judge said, “No no what you mean is that your wife is about to deliver! Anyway in either case, I agree that your presence is essential!”

This story is about a rather exuberant Judge, whose sense of justice outran his discretion. A shipping company was being sued for damages by a consignee whose bags of rice had fallen into the water in the process of being unloaded into a barge, when the ship’s tackle had given way. The company that owned the barge disclaimed responsibility on the grounds that liability did not arise until the bags were actually placed in their barge. The shipping company that owned the ship disclaimed liability saying that their responsibility was over the moment the goods left the ship’s tackle. The Judge said angrily: “Both of you are trying to avoid payment of damages to this unfortunate man. He has lost twenty-eight bags of rice. Now, tell me, who is responsible?” “Neither of us,” chorused the two defending counsels. “It was an Act of God.” “Hell of a god,” exclaimed the Judge.

“An IRC who had been convicted several times by the same Judge in the same Court, was produced once more before the Judge. “It is time we checked your career of crime,” the Judge told the old offender severely. “How many times have you been convicted of this same offence before?” “Eight times, your honour,” was the man’s unruffled reply.” “Eight times?” Exclaimed the Judge. “Then this time I shall give you the maximum sentence laid down by the law.” “Maximum?” echoed the prisoner in dismay. “Aw, c’mon, your honour, don’t regular customers get a bit of a discount?”

A witness was giving evidence and it was evident that the fellow was lying. “Isn’t most of what you are saying completely untrue?” snapped the Judge. “M’lord,” said the man, drawing himself up haughtily. “I would have the court know that I have always been wedded to the truth!” “Oh?” said the Judge sarcastically. “And since when have you been a widower?”

As a judge was about to pass sentence on an accused found guilty of burglary, the man cried passionately, “May God strike me dead, your Honour, if I did it!” The Judge waited for a few moments, gazing heavenwards, and then said dryly, “Since Providence has not seen fit to interpose in your case, it is my duty to pronounce the lighter sentence prescribed by law. Six months!”

Many years ago an Englishman was the Panadura Magistrate. He wasn’t exactly bulging with brains, and many a person wondered how he ever became a magistrate. The young Secretary to the Court was getting married and naturally he invited the magistrate to be his attesting witness. On the day of the wedding, the English Magistrate, accompanied by his Interpreter Mudliyar, went to the Bride’s house in his chauffeur-driven car. As they approached the bride’s house, where the wedding was being held, the Magistrate noticed several coloured flags strung across the road. “Good God!” exclaimed the Magistrate, his face turning pale. “Quick turn back! Get away from here as fast as you can!”

The driver did as he was ordered, and as they sped away, the Interpreter Mudliyar turned to the Magistrate in consternation and asked. “What’s wrong sir? Why are we turning back?”

“Did you see that string of coloured flags?” asked the Magistrate mopping his brow. “I served a spell in the Royal Navy before I came to Ceylon, and those flags, strung in that particular order, is a signal that there is plague on board. Mudliyar, somebody in that house is having the plague.

When a 219 Notice is served on a person, he or she has to appear in Court and declare his assets so that they could be seized to satisfy a claim ordered by Court. One day, in the Galle Magistrate’s Court, one such examination, conducted by the counsel for the claimant, went like this:

Counsel: “Your father died recently?”

Respondent: “No.”

Counsel: “Then was it your mother?”

Respondent: “No it was my mother-in-law.”

“Didn’t she gift some thing to you prior to her death?”

“Yes, her daughter.”

“Have you a Savings Bank account?”


“And how much have you in deposit?”

“Eleven rupees and fourteen cents.”

“The furniture in the house you are occupying is yours?”

“No, I have no furniture”.

“What? Then where do you sleep?”

“On two Sunlight Soap boxes.”

At this stage the notice was discharged and the Court, amidst loud laughter, advised the attorney to seize the assets that had been declared to satisfy his client’s claim!

At the time the age of majority was twenty-one years, an accused was charged with posing as a major while he was actually a minor. His lawyer produced the birth certificate to prove that he was indeed a major a the time of its alleged offence. Holding up the birth certificate the Magistrate told the defence lawyer that, according to it, the accused’s age was twenty years and four months at the time of the offence. “Aha, your honour”, said the defence lawyer blandly, “you are forgetting to take into account the nine months my client spent in his mother’s womb!”

During a murder case the Prosecution led evidence to prove that the dead man was manually strangled. This was contested by the Defence and a doctor was called to give evidence in their support. “Now tell us, doctor,” said the Crown Counsel who was prosecuting, “what are your qualifications?” “I am an MBBS and I have been a Judicial Medical Officer for twelve years. Furthermore I have had six months training in Forensic Medicine under the renowned Dr. Burrows. I have also won a gold medal.”

“For what did you get the gold medal, doctor?”


“Have you got a certificate from Dr. Burrows?”

“No, I’m afraid not.”

“Have you really been a JMO for twelve years?”

“Well actually, I was a Prison Doctor for twelve years and acted on and off for the JMO when he was on leave.”

“Do you know Dr. X. Y. Z. Fernando, an acknowledged expert in Forensic medicine?”


“How do your qualifications compare with his?”

“I have far greater knowledge and a better brain!”

“In other words, doctor, the only certificates you have are certificates you give yourself?”

No answer. (Needless to say, the defence case collapsed).


(To be continued)

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Flame throwers as deterrent to wild elephant incursions into cultivations?



Much has been written in the news and social media about the sad and continuing Human Elephant Conflict (HEC) . I have read somewhere subject to correction, that most amount of elephant deaths caused by this conflict has been recorded in Sri Lanka, compared to other elephant habitats.

Independent wild life experts and officials of the Wild Life Department have discussed this matter on numerous occasions, but there seems to be no sustainable solution, effective in the long term. In my view the basic problem is that human being have encroached into Elephant Country, in which these mighty animals have lived for generations and taken over the territory, they rightfully occupied for ages. This is another result of the so-called development that every country talks about but that development at the risk of damaging the environment is not sustainable. Many developed countries protect the environment at any cost in preference to so-called development but not in our country.

I am not an expert in resolving the HEC but I have a little experience . When I was Chairman of Pelwatte Sugar Industries Ltd, the Pelwatte Sugar Plantation had been created by replacing forest land to grow sugar. The then government gave some very attractive incentives to bring a Multinational Company to commence sugar cultivation in Sri Lanka. Thousands of acres of forest land were cleared to plant sugar cane. It was a big investment with an extensive infrastructure including bungalows for the top management and also for staff officers.

There were regular incursions by elephants who loved the sugar cane. The Plantation attempted to prevent the elephants destroying the sugar cane by constructing electric fences which they had to maintain, large elephant ditches, which had to be desilted after every monsoon, and so-called elephant drives which were only temporarily effective. I have watched the poor elephants being driven by large number of vehicles, using crackers and other means.

Basically, the above mentioned are the only strategies used in Sri Lanka for human beings to drive away the elephants from their traditional forests after removing the forest and converting it to various types of cultivations. In Africa , it is reported that they rear bees in artificial hives, as surprisingly these huge animals fear the bees which sting them in their eyes . I am not aware of such a strategy being adopted in our country.

The poor elephants are also trapped or fed with “hakapattas” which are devices with an explosive hidden in some morsel of food that elephants love. They try to eat the food resulting the blast inside their mouth, totally dislocating their jaws and ultimately resulting in death.

The Wild Life Department is supposed to be giving the villagers some ” wedillas” . Only one to three are given to a single villager . The elephant is intelligent enough to realize that if they bide their time after the limited wedilla’s are used, they can easily romp in. This is the only protection afforded to the poor villagers.

We have seen TV pictures of many homes of villagers totally destroyed over and over again, as there is no protection against these huge animals. Their stocks of paddy is also devoured and all their crops destroyed repeatedly. These houses have been built by their hard earned money and totally destroyed over a single night. They have to protect their crops by night and also protect their homes and wives and children. They have absolutely no salvation.

The authorities who are experts on Wild Life Conservation, I believe have various plans, but there is no accepted, integrated plan of action, other than for the villagers to suffer without any relief and for elephants to suffer by their injuries and ultimate deaths.

I have been thinking about it for some time and came across of a possible strategy which of course has to be appoved by the department of Wild Life and for the large population of genuine elephant lovers , who have tried their best to solve this problem but failed up to date. I thought of a particular device called a flame thrower. According to Google, (picture attached ), this flame thrower can be purchased in the US without a license and it can be used over and over again, if it is is refueled. I believe it cost around US$500 , plus of course the fuel used for producing the flame. There is possibily one catch and that is I believe sometime after the 1st World War, it was decided to ban armies from using this very potent weapon which can totally destroy small buildings, army camps etc., against individuals.

I do not intend them to be used to kill or maim elephants, but as a very effective deterrent at long range. I would like to have the views of the wild life experts before anyone can consider using this weapon as a deterrent. Mine is only a suggestion, as we continue to have elephant and human deaths, without any action taken to prevent same.


Mahendra Amarasuriya

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By Dr. Chandana (Chandi) Jayawardena DPhil

President – Chandi J. Associates Inc. Consulting, Canada

Founder & Administrator – Global Hospitality Forum

Inspired by a Cycling Legend

When I was a little kid, my hero was Morris Coomarawel, who was the first cyclist to represent Ceylon in the Olympics (Rome 1960, at the age of 19). Then at age six, I rode my tricycle every evening in our front yard, imagining that I was Morris. In the years 1960, 1962, and 1963 Morris won the Tour de Lanka Cycle Race against several hundred older contestants. I was amazed that a teenager could cycle around 460 kilometers within 15 hours. Once a year, I impatiently awaited among a large group of fans, by the Galle Road near Bambalapitiya Flats, to cheer and watch Morris getting closer to the finish. Usually, he did so about 30 minutes ahead of the second placed cyclist.

I was not a natural cyclist. When I was in my pre-teens, I took a long time to learn how to balance in order to avoid falling when cycling around the bends. Determined to master the basics, I used to cycle around Havelock Park for hours. When I joined the Ceylon Hotel School (CHS), having met many colleagues who liked to cycle motivated me to get involved in organizing a cycling adventure.

The Cycling Adventure of the Iron Horses

Finally in 1973, the organizers of the adventure were able to convince about 15 of my CHS buddies to join a five-day cycling trip covering four (Western, Southern, Uva and Sabaragamuwa) of the nine provinces in Sri Lanka. When they heard that the plan was to cut CHS classes for two days to do the trip, three of them dropped off in fear of being punished by the CHS Principal. The rest of us who agreed to go on the trip planned details, itinerary, overnight free accommodation in friends’ homes, the budget, logistics and supplies at the CHS hostel. We called ourselves, ‘Iron Horses’. We commenced our trip on Thursday, May 17, 1973, which was the Vesak full moon religious holiday. We cut school on Friday and Monday.

We knew that during our trip, we would see many Vesak lanterns, decorations and pandals (thoran) illustrating selected stories from the 550 past life stories of the Gautama Buddha, erected islandwide at public places. During the trip, we planned to get free meals from many dansalas that offered food and soft drinks free to any visitor. These added color to our adventure and less stress on our pockets.


1) Galle

On the first day, having started early in the morning, we took the whole day to cycle 120 kilometers from Colombo to Galle. Having had no practice runs, it was tough at the begining of the trip. After about 50 kilometers our legs gradually got used to the rhythm of pedaling. I frequently led the group while, Udda, the best cyclist and cycle repairman of the lot rode last. He kept an eye on mates who were a bit unfit. We were not in a great hurry. We spent a lot of time sight-seeing, toddy-drinking, sea-bathing, joking with village girls and resting under large trees in between. In Galle we spent the first night in the home of a CHS colleague from the junior batch who was not given much notice about our arrival.

While cycling, this student, Sumithra waved at us from a CTB bus going towards Galle. Knowing that his home was in Galle, we quickly shouted at him, “Machang, can we stay at your place tonight?” I think that he had doubts that we will ever make it to Galle on those old, rusted and badly maintained bicycles. He quicky shouted back at us from the moving bus, “OK, please come!” When 12 of us showed up at his doorstep that evening, he and his mother were most surprised. However, they were most hospitable and with the help of their servants they quicky prepared a good dinner for us. We roughed out and slept on mats in their large living room.


2) Weligama

The second day, we covered much less distance, only around 30 kilometers. The reason for this was that we had free accommodation pre-arranged in Weligama in a large house of a very generous CHS student one year senior to us, Chandralal. On the way, we had a sumptuous lunch in the home of the grandmother of an Iron Horse (Kotte). As this house was by the beach, a before lunch sea-bath whetted our appetite for a sumptuous home-cooked lunch with many Southern specialties.


3) Godakawela

On the third day, we covered the longest distance, over 160 kilometers passing the Nonagama Junction and going towards Udawalawe in the middle of a thick jungle. The villagers warned us about wild elephants in that remote road which we cycled hours after sunset. At that time Sri Lanka had no highways or street lights outside the main cities. Only Udda’s bicycle had lights and proper brakes. All others were fairly old. That added to the spirit of our adventure. Finally, we managed to arrive at our destination, a large ancestral home (walawwa) in Godakawela, owned by the famiy of Sunil, a memer of our group. This house was surrounded by a large estate and had a beautiful pond well covered with tall trees. Before dinner, 12 of us had a refreshing skinny dip in that pond in the moonlight. A few of us did not spend too much time in the water for fear of snakes. The rest were a little too drunk and stupid to think of such dangers.


4) Ratnapura

On the fourth day, we were drenched by heavy monsoon rains. This was an excuse for us to make several stops at dansalas for free vegetarian lunches. Riding in the rain was fun, but we were soaked without any dry clothes to change into. Finally, just after 40 kilometers of riding we arrived at our final night stop. It was the home of one of our CHS lecturers (Mr. Kumar Thambyah) and his younger brother (Lalith) who was one year senior to us at CHS. Their home was in the beautiful hilly suburbs of the City of Ratnapura. That evening, after dinner, we celebrated our adventure with a long baila singing session. With the help of some Gal and Pol arrack, our singing became louder and more out of tune towards midnight.


5) Colombo

The fifth and last day was a race to see who would return to Colombo first. It was a ride of around 110 kilometers From Ratnapura to our hostel. We were able to finish the race before sunset. At the CHS hostel we were given a rousing hero’s welcome by fellow hostellers. Returning first, I finally felt like Morris Coomarawel although we took five days to cover a distance of 460 kilometers, which Morris used to do in a single day. Nevertheless, we were pleased that we completed our adventure without any major problems.




Soon we heard the bad news about a looming major problem. The Principal and the Vice Principal were very disappointed that nearly half the students in my batch, were absent from CHS for two days. The next morning, we realised how furious Herr Sterner, the Germa

n Principal of CHS, was about the ‘can’t care less’ attitude of the Iron Horses. We were not allowed to attend classes and a full inquiry set up. First it was a meeting with 12 of us together with the principal and vice principal. We were ready for that meeting and narrated the same lies. We told them that we planned to return on Sunday night, but unforeseen challenges like some urgent cycle repairs prevented us from doing that. As all the repair shops were closed during the long weekend we were compelled to extend the trip by a day. They did not buy this cock and bull story.

At that point they stopped questioning us as group and proceeded with a one student at a time face-to-face investigation. The cat was out of the bag very quickly. We told the principal and the vice principal 12 different stories during the individual cross examinations. All 12 us were suspended for a month. It was indeed, a costly adventure!

Hiding at the Barberyn Reef Hotel

Considering my father’s disappointment about the last warning I received at the end of my first year at CHS, I decided to keep this one-month suspension a secret from my family. As suspended students cannot stay at the CHS hostel, I had to quickly find a place to hide in for a month. Thanks to the tip money I earned at the Mount Lavinia Hyatt Hotel working as a trainee waiter, I had enough for board and lodging for a month. I was considering the possibility of renting a relatively cheap room at the Central YMCA where I practised judo but unfortunately, they were full.

A batchmate, Manik Rodrigo, offered to speak to his father who owned a small resort hotel in Beruwala. Over the telephone I negotiated a part-time job for a month at that hotel, the Barberyn Reef. Manik’s father, Sudana Rodrigo, told me, “Putha (son), as our occupancy is low in May/June period, I cannot pay you a salary, but I can provide you free board and lodging for a month. In return you will work 10 hours a day without pay.” As beggars can’t be choosers, I agreed but managed to negotiate to keep tips for myself.

That afternoon, soon after we were suspended, I took a CTB bus to Beruwala and commenced working at the hotel the same evening. I was grateful that Mr. Rodrigo helped me to keep news of my suspension away from my family. That was my fourth of 10 part-time jobs during my three years at the CHS. I realised then that every problem has a solution. I also learnt that every challenge can be turned to an opportunity by thinking out of the box.

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United Action Design or Alternative-Government Manifesto?



by Kumar David

This column will argue today that the opposition to the current regime – political parties, trade unions, religious institutions and non-governmental organisations – should collaborate in a unified action plan to stall, pushback and defeat the authoritarian project, and it will dispute efforts to foster or formulate common-programmes for an alternative (future) government, yet. Let’s focus on the first and eschew the latter; that’s my refrain. Before getting my teeth into this I wish to suggest that the regime seems to have retreated a little. There has been some mobilisation; not formally but on the trade union side and on the streets. Protest movements are more numerous than the formal media cares to report. Be it farmers’ fertiliser anguish, protests against the Kotalawela Academy Bill, piloerection at elevation of prodigal Duminda into the stratosphere, nurses’ defiance, anger of the Catholic Church and petitions against the persecution of Muslims by the state, these manifestations of public ire have thrown the would-be Palace Junta on the back foot. Or so it seems to me. And the big ones are yet to come – widespread mass unrest about shortages and prices and the final showdown, a General Strike. The expression of outrage by all opposition entities (except pissu-Sira’s SLFP) against authoritarianism and abuse of power has been a big help to protesters. That’s the good news for now; I need to go on.

There are indeed powwows among the like minded – the Left, Sajith-Champika-Ranil-TNA like Liberals, NPP (including the JVP) arranged discussions, trade unions and reformist confessional bodies. These are either limited pandemic-restricted gatherings or by Zoom. There is however a disjuncture between the objectives of the different gatherings, or within them. If you strip to the core, the disjuncture is in three categories: Are we talking of (a) a programme/manifesto for the next or a future government, or (b) planning to pull together in common actions for defending democracy. And (c), in either case what are the terms on which we do (a) or (b), as the case may be. I will argue that (a) is counterproductive and will obstruct progress when the right opportunity arrives; (b) even on a limited scale has shown results and we must persist with it. So the more fruitful discussion is what are the does and don’ts, what are the (c)s, in respect of (b). Sectarian attacks against each other or within any of the aforementioned groupings at this time is stupid; let us focus on the common enemy.

Infeasible Alternative-Government Manifesto

Let me explain why doing (a) now will be a flop. Every one of us has been privy to one or other discussion or media report about some demand, suggestion, video or Zoom meeting. Consider what we have seen and also read between the lines. Some leaders, Champika and Sajith for example, are actually advancing the case why they should be the Next Great Leader. They are quite entitled to put forward their CVs, that’s their right; but let’s face it, nobody else is going to climb down and accept another’s CV right now. What is emerging in some forums about objective (a) is plain shadow boxing. Each one says this or that but the hidden agenda is “Anoint me! Anoint me!” This renders ostensible programmatic discussions numinous. People talk through each other but the real show is in the corridors where back-biting flourishes. A stark recent example is Champika’s demand in an interview with Kelum Bandara that “The JVP should give up its ideology and team up with us”. Meaning bugger your philosophy and identity, back me for the top-job. I take this opportunity to say: “Ranawaka why not you discard your hard-earned racist credentials and team up with the NPP to advocate devolution and power sharing with Muslims and Tamils?” Strategy (a) will make no progress at this time since Champika, Sajith, even emasculated Ranil and voiceless SF will not lie down and play dead. All of them daydream. This is opposite to the serendipitous conjuncture in the 1970 United Front where it was incontestable that in the event of victory Sirima would be PM. The same was true of the BJP-led National Democratic Alliance in India’s 2019 election.

The more serious obstacle to (a) is not the greed of putative starry-eyed leaders/presidents. It is that the systemic obstacles to a joint Manifesto are insuperable. Yesterday I tuned into a Zoom presentation on Tik Tok on HiruNews. Sumanthiran held forth: “I have the backing of all Tamil parties to say that while we stand with the opposition against contraventions of democracy, the opposition when it comes to office cheats us. We have been cheated repeatedly. Unless you make a clear articulation of your position on the Tamil question and you tell it openly to the Sinhala people, we cannot travel far with you. Our people are willing to come on the streets for democratic rights and face the consequences, but unless you tell the country ‘This is our solution to the National Question’, count us out as long-term partners”. Will Champika, Sajith, Ranil or SF ever come before the Sinhala Buddhist masses and say “Devolution”? The sun will rise in the West before that day dawns. A common opposition governmental manifesto-programme is a chimera. Forget it for now. Maybe later, after restructuring the institutions of state power it can happen.

The National Question is not the only insuperable obstacle to a Common Manifesto. Another big one is the Executive Presidency (EP) and with it the writing of a new or substantially amended constitution. Neither Champika nor Sajith can subdue their greed for securing an all-powerful EP. Notwithstanding proclamations of fealty to Buddhism they are slaves to thanha (craving). That’s OK, as someone who disregards religion I don’t really care. My point lies elsewhere, it is that abolishing EP is another point on which agreement will not be possible until someone is chosen as leader; then all the rejected sour-grapes cases will come on board!

I have so far not mentioned the most intractable stumbling block, the socio-economic content of a presumed common programme. There are those who desire socialism but will compromise at social-democracy, there are the champions of free-market capitalism, entrepreneurial export-oriented enterprises and labour-market reforms (that is putting the working classes in their place) and there are dreamers hankering after an idyllic society akin to the long-gone village. How do you persuade Karl, Adam and Friedrich Hayek to sit round the same table and decide on a menu? Come on get real! Let’s pull together to do what can feasibly be done together, and that too is just what urgently needs to be done.



The intelligence to focus on what can be done


Citizens have the right to resist attempts to nullify the

Constitution when other remedies to do so are infeasible

(Article 20 of the German Constitution – A rough translation)


The common minimal plan that I believe the whole opposition (and a goodly part of government supporters and parliamentarians when the government splits) can agree on, consists of a few basics. Let me have a go at enumerating them. The dimension that will weld every decent activist into a united force is the need to constrain the Powers of the State. That is to resist excesses that reach beyond the rule of law. Closely allied to this is the protection of Fundamental Rights from infringement by the (Raja) Paksa regime and by the police and armed forces. Maintenance of Order and Security are vital, but this is a two-edged sword. It is in the name of order and security that the state and the establishment carry out the most egregious violations of human and democratic rights. Hence vigilance and intelligence must be exercised in monitoring the state.

Action must ensure that the next election cycle is held on schedule. I am not in a hurry to advance it for the somewhat perverse reason that that the Paksas are so adept at hanging themselves that I would like to give them rope and time to finish the job. The worry of course is that the integrity of future elections may be corrupted. A comment that I frequently encounter is that the regime will fix future elections and that fraud, bureaucratic, physical or digital will be rampant. The Elections Commission is already embroiled in controversial transfers. The danger is most real but it can be overcome; best done by sharpening public vigilance right from now and paying closer attention to domestic and international monitoring mechanisms. I guess this falls between Regulatory Enforcement and Civil Justice. The other major item for an action plan to concern itself with is the judiciary; preserving judicial independence in respect of Criminal Justice and Civil Justice.

I will not ask for more, I am a realist. So long as the Rajapaksa-clan regime stays in office I am not asking for the moon. Eliminating Corruption, winning transparency and Openness in Government and creating traditions of Informal Justice, that is a fair society, is too much to hope for in these times. No one can guarantee that the next government will be a bunch of angels, but right now the urgency is to stop repression. We cannot wait till a perfect option arrives to take steps to avert looming disaster. This is the minimal, if nothing else that January 2015 achieved. When a house is on fire, pull the entrapped children out first!

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