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Funny things happened at Guy’s Hospital, London

(Excerpted from Fallen Leaves by LC Arulpragasam)
While working in Rome, I happened to have severe back problems. Hence in 1970, I was hospitalized in the Rehabilitation Ward of Guy’s Hospital, London, for two months. Since this Ward catered solely to back problems, it was filled mostly with working-class patients, who had hurt their backs by falling off ladders, lifting heavy weights, etc.
In my first days, being confined to bed, I found that a tubby black nurse was going round to other patients and taking money from them. At first, I suspected some nefarious activity; but I found later that they were betting on horses, with the nurse taking their bets to the bookie outside! The nurse was amused that I knew nothing about horses, not knowing their backs from their front, the odds, etc.
Since I was living in Italy at that time, I chose a horse with a fancy Italian name, despite the nurse’s protests that it was a rank outsider, with no chance at all. My horse won at 36 to 1! My fellow patients were very impressed, thinking that this dark horse (dark fellow) knows everything about horses. So they all came to me for tips on the next day’s races – despite my protests that I knew nothing about horses. This left me desperately searching the racing sheets for horses with Italian names – which was my only claim to fame as a punter! I won on the next day; but when I lost for three days in a row, my ‘followers’ cursed and abandoned me as a fraud – which I already knew I was!
Not the tubby nurse, however! We became friends: she would tell me what horses to bet on – and I won, and won. Then we started losing. She came to me and said: ‘Mr. Arul, you are bringing me bad luck. I won’t even tell you the name of the horse: just give me the money and I will bet for you’. So I would give her money, and she would bring me more and more – to the envy of my fellow patients. After a time, I realized that I was not getting any fun out of this. I was fast becoming a ‘kept man’ – kept by the fat jolly nurse, who kept giving me more and more money! So I just gave up my ‘betting’.
By this time, I could stand and walk a bit. So I joined one of my fellow patients as a ‘tea boy’, taking morning-tea to my bed-ridden ‘mates’ (pronounced ‘mites’ by my new cockney friends). My companion ‘tea boy’ became my friend. He was a cockney named ‘Tim’, a ‘malingerer’ like me, who remained in the hospital for a long time. Due to my longer stay, I became the resident pundit on all matters, since among the less educated the more educated man is king! Meanwhile, I was becoming very popular as a ‘tea boy’, while my little knowledge came to be highly regarded. So I was ‘promoted’ to the head of the table at mealtime.
Since I was not under the British National Health Scheme, I had been given a ‘room’, because my insurance was paying for it. This happened to be a glass cubicle, appropriately screened off. This had been the nursing-sister’s room, from which she would keep a controlling eye on her nurses. The nursing-sister would consult me on how best she should run the Ward, while the nurses would duck into my room to flop into my chair – to rest their aching feet. They would then regale me with their stories, ranging from the politics of the Ward to gossip about the other nurses. After one month, I was well versed in the politics and gossip of the Ward.
One day, a nurse asked me whether I could read her palm. Jokingly, I answered, ‘Why not?’ – to my later regret. I had learned from the gossip that this particular nurse had had a serious scare the previous day. When coming to work by tube while still dark, she found herself alone in a carriage with a big man, who was aggressively exposing himself. Fearing sexual assault, she had run out of the carriage at the next station.
Briefed by this gossip, I hinted darkly that she should be careful about a sexual assault one of these days. The nurse was impressed by the ‘accuracy’ of my readings – and my fame as a palmist spread among all the nurses! As for me, I was impaled on my original sin: I could not now refuse other nurses who came to my door. And boy, did they come!
The turning point came, however, when the nursing-sister told me that her prettiest, youngest and brightest nurse was resigning, because she had just found out that she was pregnant. The next day, that same shy, pretty young nurse came blushingly to me to have her palm read. I could not escape now. I had heard earlier from gossip that her husband was a big and jealous man, with a red beard. So I told her that there was a big, jealous man with red hair in her life. Further, looking intently but fraudulently at her palm, I ‘predicted’ that in about eight months’ time, she would have a joyful event in her life.
She ran off happily to tell the others about my amazingly ‘accurate’ predictions! I, on the other hand, was left to contemplate my own chicanery! Since I could not admit to lying all this time, I abruptly declared that I would not read palms anymore – much to the disappointment of those who had missed my wonderful readings!
We had a flutter in our well-ordered cage when a snooty middle class/lower middle-class patient was admitted to our Ward. He talked rudely to the coloured nurses and talked condescendingly down to our working-class patients. He was annoying: delivering unasked, his lofty opinions on every subject. After a couple of days, he challenged everyone to a game of chess, knowing full well that my working-class mates could not play chess. I had to take up the challenge on their behalf.
I was not a great chess player, but I was able to beat him – much to the joy of my ‘mates’. His greatest indignity, however, was yet to come. He had been given strong injections and was confined to bed. When two nurses tried to carry him to another bed, he swore at them because they were coloured. One was the tubby black nurse, who without compunction, ceremoniously dumped him on the floor, leaving him wailing loudly and flailing helplessly, begging to be carried again.
I had entered Guy’s Hospital on the promise of the Consultant (Specialist) that he would cure my back pains within two weeks. When he dragged on my ‘cure’ for two months, I realized that he could not cure me at all. Hence, I insisted on being discharged, against doctors’ advice.
Due to my long stay, I had become the administrative adviser of the nursing-sister-in-charge, the confidante of the nurses, and the friend and leader of my fellow patients. So when the time came to leave, my cockney friend Tim (my fellow ‘tea boy’) came to me with tears in his eyes, saying “Goodbye Harold, we will really miss you”. I was amazed that they had been calling me ‘Harold” all this time, without my realizing it, by mispronouncing my name ‘Arul’. My niece, to whom I had told this story, still calls me ‘Uncle Harold’ – even after 50 years!
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Religious extremism set to gain from rising Israel-Iran hostilities

Many of the international pronouncements on the current dangerously escalating Israel-Iran hostilities could be seen as lacking in adequate balance and comprehensiveness. The majority of these reactions could be said to be failing in addressing the aspects of the conflict that matter most.
For example, there is the recent UN General Assembly resolution on the crisis which calls for an ‘immediate, unconditional and lasting ceasefire in the Gaza’ and which goes on to urge ‘Member States to take necessary steps to ensure Israel complies with its international legal obligations.’ An immediate and durable ceasefire is indeed the number one requirement in the Middle East today but could it be ‘unconditional’? Could it ignore the principal requirement of Israel’s security? These posers need to be addressed as well.
Besides, it is not only Israel that should be compelled to meet its ‘international legal obligations.’ All the states and actors that feature in the conflict need to be alerted to their ‘international legal obligations’. While it goes without saying that Israel must meet its international legal obligations fully, the same goes for Iran and all other Middle Eastern countries that enjoy UN membership and who are currently at odds with Israel. For instance, Israel is a UN member state that enjoys equal sovereignty with other states within the UN fold. No such state could seek to ‘bomb Israel out of existence’ for example.
As a significant ‘aside’ it needs to be mentioned that we in Sri Lanka should consider it appropriate to speak the truth in these matters rather than dabble in what is ‘politically correct’. It has been seen as ‘politically correct’ for Sri Lankan governments in particular to take up the cause of only the Palestinians over the decades without considering the legitimate needs of the Israelis. However, a lasting solution to the Middle East imbroglio is impossible to arrive at without taking into account the legitimate requirements of both sides to the conflict.
The G7, meanwhile, is right in stating that ‘Israel has a right to defend itself’, besides ‘reiterating our support for the security of Israel’ but it urges only ‘a de-escalation’ of hostilities and does not call for a ceasefire, which is of prime importance.
It is only an enduring ceasefire that could lay the basis for a cessation of hostilities which could in turn pave the way for the provision of UN humanitarian assistance to the people of the Gaza uninterruptedly for the foreseeable future. There is no getting away from the need for a durable downing of arms which could engender the environment required for negotiations between the warring parties.
Meanwhile, some 22 Muslim majority countries have ‘warned that continued escalation threatens to ignite a broader regional conflict that could destabilize the Middle East’ and called ‘for a return to negotiations as the only solution regarding Iran’s nuclear program.’ This statement addresses some important issues in the crisis but one hopes that the pronouncement went on to call for negotiations that would take up the root causes for the conflict as well and pointed to ways that could address them. For instance, there is no getting away from the ‘Two State Solution’ that envisages peaceful coexistence between the principal warring parties.
The ‘Two State Solution’ has been discredited by sections of the world community but it outlines the most sensible solution to the conflict. As matters stand, the current escalating hostilities, if left unchecked, could not only lead to a wider regional war of attrition but bring about the annihilation of entire populations. There is no alternative to comprehensive negotiations that take on the issues head on.
Besides, all who matter in the current discourse on the crisis need to alert themselves to the dangers of appealing to the religious identities of communities and social groups. When such appeals are made religious passions are stirred, which in turn activate extremist religious outfits that operate outside the bounds of the law and prove difficult to rein-in. This was essentially how ‘9/11’ came about. Accordingly, speaking with a sense of responsibility proves crucial.
In fact, it could be argued that a continuation of the present hostilities would only benefit the above outfits with a destructive mindset. Therefore, comprehensive and constructive negotiations are of the first importance.
The above conditions should ideally be observed by both parties to the conflict. Israel, no less than the Islamic and Arab world, needs to adhere to them. Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu has no choice but to say ‘No’ to extremists within his cabinet and to ‘show them the door’, inasmuch as hot-headed extremists in the Islamic and Arab world need to be opposed and alienated by the relevant governments.
Meanwhile, the US is on a duplicitous course in the Middle East. Whereas it has no choice but to rein-in Israel and convince it of the need to negotiate an end to the conflict, it is choosing to turn a blind eye to Israel’s military excesses and other irregularities that are blighting the Gazans and the ordinary people of Iran. It ought to be plain to the Trump administration that it is promoting a barbaric war of attrition by continuing to provide Israel with the most lethal weaponry. Currently, it is anybody’s guess as to what the US policy on the Middle East is.
The Islamic and Arab world, on the other hand, should come to understand the imperatives for a defusing of tensions in the region. Decades of conflict and war ought to have made it clear that the suffering of the populations concerned would not draw to a close minus a negotiated peace that ensures the wellbeing of all sections concerned.
As pointed out, the security of Israel needs to be guaranteed by those quarters opposing it. This will require the adoption of a conciliatory attitude towards Israel by state and non-state actors who have thus far been hostile towards it. There needs to be a steady build-up of goodwill on both sides of the divide. If this is fully realized by the Arab world a negotiated solution will be a realistic proposition in the Middle East.
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She deserves the crown

We had no luck coming our way at the Miss World 2025 contest – not even our immediate neighbour, India – but I’m glad that Miss Thailand was crowned Miss World 2025 as Thailand happens to be my second home … been to Amazing Thailand many times, courtesy of the Tourism Authority of Thailand.
In fact, even before the Miss World 2025 grand finale, which was held at the beautiful venue of the HITEX Exhibition Centre, in Hyderabad, Telangana, India, my colleagues at office all predicted that Miss Thailand, Opal Suchata Chuangsri, would emerge as the winner.
Yes, indeed, Miss Thailand not only won the hearts of millions but also became the first ever Thai to claim this much sought-after title.
Prior to winning the title of Miss World 2025, Opal Suchata was Thailand’s representative at Miss Universe 2024 and took home the third runner-up title.
Her Miss Universe crown, unfortunately, was subsequently forfeited, due to a contract breach, but she did not let that demotivate her, though, and went on to compete and win the title of Miss World Thailand 2025.
Coming from a family that was in the hospitality industry, her upbringing, in this kind of environment, made her aware of her culture and helped her with her communication skills at a very young age. They say she is very fluent in Thai, English, and Chinese.
Obviously, her achievements at the Miss World 2025 contest is going to bring the 22-year-old beauty immense happiness but I couldn’t believe that this lovely girl, at 16, had surgery to remove a benign breast lump, and that made her launch the ‘Opal For Her’ campaign to promote breast health awareness and early detection of breast cancer, which also became the topic of her ‘Beauty with Purpose’ at the Miss World 2025 contest.
Opal Suchata intends to leverage her Miss World title to advocate for other women’s health issues, as well, and sponsor a number of charitable causes, specifically in women’s health.
Her victory, she says, is not just a personal achievement but a reflection of the dreams and aspirations of young girls around the world who want to be seen, heard, and create change.
What’s more, with interests in psychology and anthropology, Opal Suchata aspires to become an ambassador for Thailand, aiming to represent her country on international platforms and contribute to peace-building efforts.
She believes that regardless of age or title, everyone has a role to play in inspiring others and making a positive impact.
And, what’s more, beyond pageantry, Opal Suchata is an animal lover, caring for 16 cats and five dogs, making her a certified “fur mom.”
She also possesses a special musical ability—she can play the ukulele backwards.
Opal Suchata is already a star with many expressing admiration for her grace, leadership, and passion for making a difference in the world.
And there is also a possibility of this head-turner, from Thailand, entering the Bollywood film industry, after completing her reign as Miss World, as she has also expressed interest in this field.
She says she would love the opportunity and praised the Indian film indstry.
She akso shared her positive experience during her visit to India and her appreciation for the Telangana government.
Congratulations Opal Suchata Chuangsri from Amazing Thailand. You certainly deserve the title Miss World 2025.
What is important is that the Miss World event is among the four globally recognised beauty pageants … yes, the four major international beauty pageants for woment. The other three are Miss Universe, Miss Earth and Miss International.
Unfortunately, in our scene, you get beauty pageants popping up like mushrooms and, I would say, most of them are a waste of money and time for the participants.
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Wonders of Coconut Oil…

This week I thought of working on some beauty tips, using coconut oil, which is freely available, and quite affordable, as well.
Let’s start with Coconut Oil as a Moisturiser…
First, make sure your skin is clean and dry before applying the coconut oil. This will allow the oil to penetrate the skin more effectively.
Next, take a small amount of coconut oil and warm it up in your hands by rubbing them together. This will help to melt the oil and make it easier to apply.
Gently massage the oil onto your face and body, focusing on dry areas or areas that need extra hydration.
Allow the oil to absorb into your skin for a few minutes before getting dressed.
Start with a small amount and add more if needed.
* Acne and Blemishes:
Apply a small amount to the affected area and gently massage it in. Leave it on overnight and rinse off in the morning. Remember to patch test before applying it to your entire face to ensure you don’t have any adverse reactions.
* Skin Irritations:
If you’re dealing with skin irritations, coconut oil may be just what you need to find relief. Coconut oil has natural anti-inflammatory properties that can help soothe and calm irritated skin.
Simply apply a thin layer of coconut oil to the affected area and gently massage it in. You can repeat this process as needed throughout the day to keep your skin calm and comfortable.
* Makeup Remover:
To use coconut oil as a makeup remover, simply apply a small amount onto a cotton pad or your fingertips and gently massage it onto your face, in circular motions. The oil will break down the makeup, including waterproof mascara and long-wearing foundation, making it easy to wipe away.
Not only does coconut oil remove makeup, but it also nourishes and hydrates the skin, leaving it feeling soft and smooth. Plus, its antibacterial properties can help prevent breakouts and soothe any existing skin irritations, so give coconut oil a try and experience its natural makeup removing abilities, and also say goodbye to acne and blemishes!
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